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⚐ ReportAndy: Attention? What's that? I've never paid it in my life. Christopher Jin: Just like my taxes.
#10866
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⚐ Report// Chris Jin is humming Cotton-Eyed Joe in orgo Andy: You know the song is about STDs right? Chris: Maybe electrons are STDs.
#10801
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⚐ ReportChristopher Jin: Did you know that there are enough bones in the human body to make a skeleton?
#10343
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⚐ Report// Playing Pictionary, Chris is drawing Alma: Reproduction! Andy: Sexual or asexual? Diego: Both simultaneously!
#10335
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⚐ ReportAce: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.
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⚐ ReportChris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.
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⚐ Report//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.