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#12849

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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Delaney: So I would do harem breeding for the mice, where I would put 1 male mouse with 4 female mice. Delaney: I would turn the lights off and then come back the next day and I see that the male mouse is in the corner and all *huff huff huff*.

#12673

1010

Dec. 6, 2023, 10:12 a.m.

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Delaney: What's it called when men can't get an erection? Student: Erectile dysfunction? Delaney: No, like the medication you take. Student: Oh, viagra? Delaney: Right, viagra!

#12659

55

Dec. 5, 2023, 9:38 a.m.

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Delaney: Nausea, vomiting, bloating, diarrhea...awesome.

#12642

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Dec. 4, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Woodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*

#12602

55

Nov. 29, 2023, 10:01 a.m.

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// Talking about the cats he used to have Delaney: Aslan was an orange cat and did orange cat things. Delaney: Like pee in my hockey bag.

#12576

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Nov. 27, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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Johnny: Pokemon Go isn't a real Pokemon game. Delaney: Are you gatekeeping?

#12518

1212

Nov. 14, 2023, 9:36 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Is it spelled Coromos or Comoros? [Delaney] spelled it wrong. Delaney: *Walks menacingly towards Jerry* Delaney: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

#12486

57

Nov. 8, 2023, 7:20 p.m.

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Bosse: Sean, did you sign up for USABO? Sean: Uhhhh, not yet... Bosse: Is anyone else doing USABO? *Delaney's class gives her an empty stare* Bosse: What is wrong with you- *Evan raises his hand* Bosse: Evan, have you signed up yet? Evan: No. Bosse: You guys are all useless!

registration is due Friday and the system is funny //mod note: cf 12395

bosse, evan, sean, delaney

#12458

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Nov. 6, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

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*Delaney walks up to Jerry Song* Jerry: What's up? Delaney: Hrrn. Andy: Minecraft villager. Sean(from far away): Hrrn. Delaney: I don't have a nose big enough for that.

#12449

1414

Nov. 3, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Combined SRP with Bosse and Delaney Bosse: I have a message from Kaluta! Kaluta(from phone): Get to work!