#13246

57

April 2, 2024, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: Why does this feel like a drug deal? Eric: It's a magnet kid drug deal

#13232

2123

March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#13231

13

March 21, 2024, 8:55 p.m.

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// HSAB theory Arthur: The bigger it gets, the softer it gets. // Earlier Eric: Gibbs free energy? More like jizz free energy.

#13212

33

March 18, 2024, 11:45 a.m.

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Eric Zou: I've had Acetone before Eric: It didn't taste that good Eric: superglue tastes marginally better

#13199

66

March 14, 2024, 3:25 p.m.

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Rose: You know how bugs eat your sandwich Rose: They break it up Rose: With VOMIT Rose: They land on your sandwich and go BLURFDSFDSFPIOEHFJNSOAEU Rose: And then the bug acids break down the sandwich into a puddle of protein Rose: AND THEY SUCK IT UP WITH THEIR BUG PARTS Rose: we're gonna vomit all over this function and break it all up Rose: *GAGGING NOISES* //later Rose: Call your bug friends, says Eric and others...

#13188

99

March 13, 2024, 11:34 a.m.

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Eric Shi: There’s Gerald Lu! Eric Shi: We’re gonna invade his ass

#13182

1010

March 12, 2024, 2:50 p.m.

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Eric: Why were the bells turned off today? Eric: Because Mrs. Johnson wanted to win a no-bell prize

#13074

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13046

-3034

Feb. 13, 2024, 9:44 a.m.

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Eric Yang: You should BlairBash me saying "I love alcohol", because I just said that.

#13045

1212

Feb. 13, 2024, 9:42 a.m.

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Eric: Time to make like a tree Jason Yao: Bark?