#13301

1727

April 15, 2024, 12:30 p.m.

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Leo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)

#13247

44

April 2, 2024, 12:45 p.m.

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//Reading mod note for 12871 Justin: that's true! Justin: even andy ying admits it! Eric: it was probably david katz

#13246

48

April 2, 2024, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: Why does this feel like a drug deal? Eric: It's a magnet kid drug deal

#13232

2325

March 22, 2024, 7:35 a.m.

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Eric Shi: do you like fascism or communism? Jason Yao: both Jason: Anyways what is sodomy, like actually?

#13231

13

March 21, 2024, 8:55 p.m.

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// HSAB theory Arthur: The bigger it gets, the softer it gets. // Earlier Eric: Gibbs free energy? More like jizz free energy.

#13212

33

March 18, 2024, 11:45 a.m.

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Eric Zou: I've had Acetone before Eric: It didn't taste that good Eric: superglue tastes marginally better

#13199

66

March 14, 2024, 3:25 p.m.

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Rose: You know how bugs eat your sandwich Rose: They break it up Rose: With VOMIT Rose: They land on your sandwich and go BLURFDSFDSFPIOEHFJNSOAEU Rose: And then the bug acids break down the sandwich into a puddle of protein Rose: AND THEY SUCK IT UP WITH THEIR BUG PARTS Rose: we're gonna vomit all over this function and break it all up Rose: *GAGGING NOISES* //later Rose: Call your bug friends, says Eric and others...

#13188

1111

March 13, 2024, 11:34 a.m.

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Eric Shi: There’s Gerald Lu! Eric Shi: We’re gonna invade his ass

#13182

1212

March 12, 2024, 2:50 p.m.

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Eric: Why were the bells turned off today? Eric: Because Mrs. Johnson wanted to win a no-bell prize

#13074

711

Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)