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#12630

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Dec. 1, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Michael: war crimes are only crimes if you lose! Seat, disturbed: …no…

#12598

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Nov. 28, 2023, 8:12 p.m.

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Michael: Don't worry, me and Shron have a collective IQ of 150, we can do this

#12504

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Nov. 10, 2023, 3:57 p.m.

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//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.

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#12490

66

Nov. 9, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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Michael: I’ll go first. By the way, do you have a knife?

#12190

66

Sept. 22, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Stein taking attendance Stein: Evan Wang, the issue wasn't that you sat in the wrong seat. I marked the wrong Wang. Stein: Anne Wang, here. Evan Wang, here. Michael Wang, here. Steven Wang, here. (Evan, Michael, and Steven sit next to each other) Stein: See, this is the problem! // Later Stein: Sophie H. and Sophie Y. are both absent. Now I'm suspicious. Stein: For all I know they could be running around Downtown Silver Spring at Burgerfi.

#12185

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:21 p.m.

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Michael: so when it’s a statue it’s celebrating the natural form but when I do it it’s indecent exposure

#12129

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Sept. 15, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Jacobs: What do you think of when you I say Apollo? Michael Wang: The moon landing? Gus: It was fake! Jerry Song: God, I would like to report a glitch.

#12126

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Sept. 15, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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Jacobs: What does the word fawn make you think of? F-a-w-n fawn. Victor: Like a baby deer? Michael Wang: A lot of fun?

#12046

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Sept. 1, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Michael: I'm told I'm wrong, so I'm kinda scared, but -- Jacobs: We're all scared. It's the human condition.

#11975

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June 12, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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// Michael Wang tries to explain a video game technique Schwartz: That's called spawn camping. It's awful!