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#1696

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March 20, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: This is amazing. it is going to *blow* your mind! You've been dreaming about it since you were a little kid. Students: Yay! Rose: They're like monsters that chew up your sandwich for you. Log - go to work!

#1695

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March 20, 2010, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: Sherman, wake up! Sherman: My eyes are open. Rose: Oh. Sherman: My eyes aren't that small...

#1694

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March 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Rose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.

#1682

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March 17, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.

#1677

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March 17, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Rose: So, Contreras says, lets ln() both sides to rescue the exponent princess from the high tower. Contreras: Wait, what did I say??

#1669

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March 15, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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Rose: Anytime I have to rescue exponent princesses from high up in towers...

#1666

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March 15, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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//pd6 analysis Rose: [Student], lemme see what you got. Student: Why do you always pick on me?! //whine whine whine Rose: Its like... racial profiling, only with homework. Student: Okay, well, I didn't do it, I didn't have time. Rose: See?

#1646

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March 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.

#1632

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March 10, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Rose: I'm gonna break your brains here.. // general laughter // Alex Qiu slams back of head into closet door Rose: ... don't actually break your brain.

Rose teaching some weird 4th derivative stuff

brain, rose, alex

#1617

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March 9, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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//talking about logistic functions in the real world Mr.Rose: So, you take a girl bear and a boy bear who like each other very much.. (graph, graph, talk) ...And in the end, there'll be dead bears lying around everywhere!