#2301

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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//regarding Vanilla Sky Stelzner: I really want to show this movie, but there's a lot of boob. Too much boob. I can't, sorry.

#2299

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//passing back essays Stelzner: Please read my comments, it took me a friggin' forever to grade these.

#2270

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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:42 p.m.

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//After a discussion about regicide and the 'cide' root Whitacre: It's like an English class; we can't have that! //In an undertone Whitacre: That's a step below a math class. //Whit is not a great fan of math

#2155

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Sept. 18, 2010, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: My first job was at in a bakery and I get on the bus, as soon as I get paycheck guess what I do: I buy motorcycle. I not know in this country you need have license to do it. Cop get out and come say something, but I not speak English so he call translator. They tell me I need have license and I say "okay." And by the way, nowaday when I get pulled over by a cop, I say "no English" and pretend not to speaking it. It not wuhk if you guy doing it, however. [...] One time I was drive in Canada, get pulled over by a cop, I say no English and he start speak the French, I have say no French either! Then he look at license, calling police station and pull someone speak Viet and give me ticket. [...] I have a clean driving record for the past thirty year. (knocks on countertop) Contreras: That's plastic. Pham: There no wood.

#2104

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//Poetry in English class Student: Wow, that's ironic! Stelzner: The irony is that this isn't ironic -- it just sucks.

#2030

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Pham: When you go college it used to be TA bunch of Asian speak funny English, now I go back it also bunch of Russian speak funny English too. And Indian.

#1587

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March 3, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: We are now going to do what many of you like the least about English, some real serious hardcore BS-ing.

#1321

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Jan. 14, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//In English class, a student is fiddling with a box of tic tacs and a hairband... Dr. Simel: Wait, what is that? Student: What, the tic tacs? Simel: No, the other thing. Student: It's a piece of cloth. Simel: Oh. I thought it might be your comfort blanket or something.

#856

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Nov. 15, 2009, 11:08 p.m.

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(Class is reading Of Mice and Men) Nadia: I learned the real definition of a brothel reccently. Someone: You just learned it?! Nadia: Yeah, someone told me what it meant. Before I thought it was a place where nuns or priests stayed. Class: What?! Mr. Clay: Wait...what did they tell you what a brothel was?! Nadia: No! I thought it was a place for nuns...cause you know...brothel...sounds like brother...it sounds kind of religious! People agree with me... Mr. Clay: But you know what it is now, right? Tell me what it is. Nadia: It's a...*points to person behind her* He said it was a whorehouse.

#755

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Oct. 26, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Ms. Pundzak: "What are the only things that are guaranteed in life?" Student: "Death and Taxes!"