#8499

3032

Feb. 11, 2020, 6:46 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, Rose is trying to demonstrate something by plugging in a negative number and Stein walks in Rose: Hey Mr. Stein! What's the biggest negative number you can think of? Stein: *pauses* Stein: Negative nine hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine hundred ninety-nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine Stein: *pauses again* Stein: Point nine nine nine Rose: *looks at Stein strangely* Rose: Alright... How about uh, something a bit smaller, like -1000? Stein: *disapprovingly* That's not very big

#7847

1418

Jan. 8, 2019, 9:26 a.m.

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// Period 2 Analysis 1 Schwartz: A rose by any other name... Schwartz: An integral by any other symbol... Schwartz: Take a moment to mourn for what Shakespeare could have been!

#7344

2222

March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.

#6748

88

Oct. 10, 2017, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: Watching people do math is like watching people exercise

#6576

33

Sept. 12, 2017, 6 p.m.

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*Talking about epsilon-delta proofs Rose: All epsilon, all Delta, ALL THE TIME.

#6332

77

March 21, 2017, 11:03 a.m.

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Steven: Real men do real analysis.

#6259

99

Feb. 24, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

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// Schwartz is explaining conservative vector fields, and joking about the word "conservative" Schwartz: I'm going to stop now before I get fired.

#6235

2224

Feb. 7, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//6th Period Analysis 1A, talking about limits Rose: So if I'm on a stage claiming the limit for this parabola, and someone in the crowd challenges me with an epsilon of 100, what do I say? Mindy: Fuck you.

#6100

911

Nov. 20, 2016, 10:06 p.m.

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// In a group gchat discussing bringing food to FTC day Laura: Will anyone drink soda if I bring it? Kevin: No Kevin: I need to stay asleep for period 8 Smith.

#5668

99

Nov. 29, 2015, 6:54 p.m.

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// Thanksgiving Half Day Stein: Okay, since we have only 45 minutes today, we can't waste any time. So if I start spewing crap, just yell "HALF DAY." // Stein has a running gag involving series convergence tests and the Hague Stein: ...which is not found in the international registry of acronyms, located-- Class: HALF DAY! Stein: (in the teensiest mouse voice) in the Hague.