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#10832

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Sept. 19, 2022, 8:43 a.m.

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Sophia Sun: Andy, I just realized that you left marine bio. Sophia: It’s a lot quieter.

#10772

313

Sept. 7, 2022, 2:44 p.m.

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// Talking about SPEW project Glenn: I knew it Andy! Glenn: You and your sense of morbid! // Later Glenn: He will write his own cookbook! Glenn: It will be twisted and morbid! Glenn: Then he will bring a couple of friends along with him! Glenn: The morbid cookbook crew!

#10729

1212

Aug. 29, 2022, 7:57 a.m.

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Anderson: Congratulations on your engagement Andy. Anderson: Well you’re a little young to be engaged right now.

#10677

88

June 9, 2022, 11:19 a.m.

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Andy: It looks like rubber! Jerry Song: It is rubber. Jerry Song: I’m still eating it because it’s organic matter.

#10630

1113

May 28, 2022, 9:25 p.m.

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Grace: What happened to Linda? Leela: She died. Grace: Andy, Blairbash that.

#10622

911

May 27, 2022, 5:42 a.m.

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Andy: nuts. Andy: bolts, even

what waking up at 2:30 to catch a flight does to someone

andy

#10602

1212

May 23, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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Kaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.

#10577

1010

May 13, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Andy presenting about mirror pairs Andy: And now for a shameless plug of real-world applications of mirror pairs. Andy: To Schwartz's disgust, because math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.

#10508

1113

April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

#10491

1313

April 26, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.