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⚐ ReportSophia Sun: Andy, I just realized that you left marine bio. Sophia: It’s a lot quieter.
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⚐ Report// Talking about SPEW project Glenn: I knew it Andy! Glenn: You and your sense of morbid! // Later Glenn: He will write his own cookbook! Glenn: It will be twisted and morbid! Glenn: Then he will bring a couple of friends along with him! Glenn: The morbid cookbook crew!
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Congratulations on your engagement Andy. Anderson: Well you’re a little young to be engaged right now.
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⚐ ReportAndy: It looks like rubber! Jerry Song: It is rubber. Jerry Song: I’m still eating it because it’s organic matter.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: If you’re going to do something stupid, make sure someone records it. Kaluta: That way it’s worth it. Andy: So it goes viral? Kaluta: It’s more bacterial.
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⚐ Report//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Andy presenting about mirror pairs Andy: And now for a shameless plug of real-world applications of mirror pairs. Andy: To Schwartz's disgust, because math is strong and independent and don't need no applications.
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.
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⚐ ReportAndy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.