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March 18, 2022, 2:17 p.m.

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Jerry: *points to squirrel* bird of paradise. Andy: heheheehehhhhahahaha, nuts!

#10302

66

March 18, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Andy: How many magnet students does it take to count kernels of corn? Johnny: It's just not our problem. Duval: I've found 3 is a good number.

#10301

913

March 18, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Andy: Post Traumatic Schwartz Disorder.

#10294

1212

March 17, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.

#10288

1616

March 16, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//two students baked cookies for L'Hôpital project and were about to serve it to the class Schwartz: If you're allergic to something, don't eat food containing the thing you're allergic to. //class laughs Schwartz: I know that's an interesting concept, but please don't eat things that would cause you to have a medical emergency. //later Andy: So I don't have to take the exam next class! Schwartz: No! That's not how it works! You're not eating the exam!

#10286

28

March 16, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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Duval: So consanguineous means kept within the family. Andy: Sweet home alabamaaaa!!!

#10259

1212

March 14, 2022, 4:21 p.m.

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//Schwartz retells his AP Environmental Science story (see 8087), then this Schwartz: I finished my AP Physics exam early, and I was sitting next to the brick wall. Schwartz: So I estimated the width of each brick, and, timing with my watch, dropped a pencil repeatedly, to estimate acceleration by gravity. Schwartz: I got it within 10%. //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause //later Schwartz (to Andy): Were you typing that into Blairbash as I was talking?

#10250

1414

March 11, 2022, 11:04 a.m.

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Andy: Hash is another word for weed. Jerry Song: So is a hash function a weed generator?

#10220

77

March 9, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Andy: Is it wrong to refer to Duval’s incubator as a popcorn chicken maker? Schwartz: *wheezes* // Later Johnny: What happens when you cook the chicken inside the egg? Andy: Somewhere in the world, that’s a delicacy. Schwartz: …yes probably, but now math.

#10202

48

March 8, 2022, 2:08 p.m.

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Ace: Non-military time needs two extra characters. Jerry: You know how much two extra characters is? That's like an entire two extra characters! Andy: You guys are extra!