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#10170
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⚐ ReportAndy: Hui, how come any time someone submits a Blairbash quote about you, you have to defend yourself in the mod notes? Hui: Because these quotes don't make me look good.
#10152
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⚐ Report// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy
#10149
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⚐ ReportAndy: The thing about boolean algebra is that the test is always about how many DeMorgans you can unwrap. Schwartz: Which is one more than you can do before messing up.
#10136
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⚐ ReportAndy: Danny you have to curb Michael’s degenerate tendencies. Michael Wang: What do you mean? Michael Wang: You don’t get to talk because you don’t have a 2D waifu!
#10128
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⚐ Report// Talking about Schwartz Schwartz: I swim and hike. Andy: So Jesus does walk on water.
#10127
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⚐ ReportHui(to Ace): You’re a stairwell gremlin. Hui(to Andy): You’re Andy Ying. Hui(to Stephen): And you can be normal.
#10102
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⚐ Report// Michael Wang is playing gacha game Andy: Giving Michael a gacha game is like giving a toddler crack. Michael: What’s wrong with crack?
#10100
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⚐ Report// Andy and Jerry are t-posing, trying to assert dominance over each other Duval: Are you guys crossing over?
#10099
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⚐ Report// Explaining meiosis with action figures Duval: Did you ever pop off the heads and switch the bodies? Duval: I mean I sure did. Duval: Come on it's normal! // Later Duval: Suppose the two Jerries decided to give each other really tight hugs. Duval: And then while they're hugging, they swap arms! // Jerry Song runs into the lab, Andy follows him and comes out of the lab carrying Jerry over his shoulder
#10095
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⚐ ReportAndy: Jerry, did you actually get kicked out for trying to link 3 batteries together? Jerry: No, I actually did link 3 batteries together.