#8198

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May 31, 2019, 9:41 a.m.

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//ADSB Watching Sorting Videos, specifically Carlos and Patrick's Rap Battle Carlos (in video): Mr. Gonzalez, you decide. Gonzalez: I'm gonna have to say Patrick won that.

#8166

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May 15, 2019, 6:59 p.m.

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//Period 5 lunch, playing Avalon //Oscar throws the Lady of the Lake at Carlos Oscar: Here, have the hot lady. Nicole: Who said you could give me to Carlos? Oscar: No comment

#8057

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March 28, 2019, 11:01 a.m.

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//ADSB, Max just ran his program //Max points at message that says "Finished after 0.018 seconds" Max: Just like Carlos

#7602

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Sept. 20, 2018, 3:50 p.m.

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Carlos: So why don't you like the beach? Bracklinn: *deep breath* Bracklinn: I don't like sand. *laughter* Bracklinn: Seriously, though. It gets everywhere.

#7587

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Sept. 15, 2018, 1:59 p.m.

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//As a manner of introduction, Mr. Gonzalez and other students around the room are stating why they should not be voted off the island //This is like the part in the reality show "Survivor" in which people state why they should not be voted off the island Carlos: You shouldn't vote me out because I'm the only Latino on this island. Gonzalez: *looks incredulously at Carlos* //class laughs

#7528

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June 10, 2018, 9:45 a.m.

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//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird? Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille? Max: What does that have to do with anything? Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird. Noam: Wait, what?

#7316

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March 12, 2018, 10:28 p.m.

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*After Gym test, where Noam got 2 points off and Carlos got a perfect *For context, Carlos got a D on his first precalc test Carlos: Oh yeah! 24/24, suck on that! Noam: Just like I sucked on your D in precalc. Carlos: Um... Noam... Noam: Not in that way! Not in that way!

#1810

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April 21, 2010, 1 p.m.

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//During software design, testing a game Carlos: Okay, I think I got it working! Stephen: Alright, let's see it. Peter: Here, let me try! //He tests most functions Stephen: It works now! Yay! //as if on cue, Peter's character falls through the floor

#1806

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April 20, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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// During the tree ID section of envirothon Nilay: Okay, so what's the name of this tree? Hmm... Carlos: Betsy. Or maybe it was Tom. // Nilay facepalms // Later Some freshman, shouting to his team: LET'S PUT THIS ONE TO BE A LOLBOBBY PINE! // Carlos and Nilay facepalm

#1747

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April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.