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#8745

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Nov. 13, 2020, 2:26 p.m.

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//Schafer talking about Hooke's Law and some crazy encrypted messages that Hooke sent in the 17th century Schafer: I guess this was just like the tiktok of the day, I guess.

#8737

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Nov. 12, 2020, 7:20 p.m.

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*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways

During a Precalc A video lesson. A google search yielded this Seventeen article that does, in fact, corroborate Ms. Contreras' statement but maybe also makes her seem a bit insensitive towards the "other" Taylor Swift: https://www.seventeen.com/life/real-girl-stories/interviews/a35973/taylor-swifts-second-cousin-named-taylor-swift-this-is-what-her-life-is-like/

freshmen, contreras, precalc, taylor swift, freshman, kirk

#8705

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Oct. 30, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Piper: I love homework. Piper: I love doing it. Piper: That's why I assign it.

#7779

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Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.

#7717

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Nov. 11, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

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//Period 4 Magnet Precalc with Kirk, going over student solved questions on the white board from the unit test Student: Wait! Mr. Kirk! I forgot to sign my name below the problem I did, can you sign my name??? Mr. Kirk: Okay sure *signs name* Student: haHahA ive tricked you! now you have to go to jail forever!

#7108

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Jan. 12, 2018, 1:57 p.m.

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Kaluta: We have some non-newtonian fluid to play with if you'd like Mr. Street. Street: Nah, I'm probably gonna go crush the souls of some freshman.

#6577

1414

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:39 p.m.

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Street: That could be a new thing. Looking as dumb as a magnet freshman. I like it.

Thanks, Mr. Street. Your opinion of us is appreciated.

street, freshman

#6237

99

Feb. 8, 2017, 9:37 p.m.

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//Discussing metric prefixes in freshman physics block B Schafer: You can remember the metric prefixes like each generation of iPods. iPod nano... Student 1: iPod micro... Student 2: iPod pico... Schafer: iPod Planck Length.

#5426

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March 19, 2015, 7:54 p.m.

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//Period 1 Precalc //Street walks in Street: Ah, what fine students you have the pleasure of teaching Giles: You must not have noticed that Perry's here

#5420

711

March 16, 2015, 10:43 p.m.

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//Freshman Block A chem. Pham: I know you guy don't want to hear me talk. Half of you I know don't like me. All I talking about is what--? Crap! Pham: But you know the other half who listen to me talk crap; they get into what--? A good college!