#11441

88

Jan. 19, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Karen: What? I was supposed to be Jeremy Lin’s wife.

#11404

1414

Jan. 10, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Delaney, to Jeremy: Really? We're doing a cardiac dissection and you're eating Doritos?

#11004

1212

Oct. 19, 2022, 7:54 a.m.

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Lily: Can you imagine what Jeremy would say if he was on drugs? Raun: I like to think he is on drugs so I can rationalize the things he says.

#10967

1416

Oct. 13, 2022, 9:45 a.m.

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//Sub in Kaluta named Mr. Anderson (not the English teacher) Jeremy, walking in: Good Morning Mr. Anderson: The first person today to say good morning! What's your name, brother? Jeremy: Jeremy Mr. Anderson: Respect! You have respect and love in your heart. You see, I come from Jamaica. My father died 7 years ago. When I walked in, or -- I was the fourth child of sixth -- when one of my siblings walked in, if we didn't say good morning to my mother, he would say, get back to the door and do that again, and say good morning this time. But I go to all these different schools, and the kids walk in and they never say nothing, they just act like they don't see me here. That's not a knock on those kids, that's just how it is.

#10714

1313

June 16, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks in late, prank-taps Kaluta on the shoulder from behind //Kaluta gets up and looks behind him, sees Jeremy, steps out of the way //Jeremy walks by to his destination //Kaluta slaps Jeremy on the head

#10687

1919

June 12, 2022, 3:39 p.m.

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//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)

#10594

1616

May 19, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned

#10432

1010

April 8, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.

#10386

1214

March 31, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Jeremy (Breaks into Rao's room again): YO MS. RAO WHAT'S UP! Rao: Jeremy. Jeremy: Hi! Rao: No, it's bye. // Jeremy pretends to leave, crawls under me as I'm typing this in Rao: I can see you.

#10367

1717

March 29, 2022, 4:02 p.m.

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// Jeremy is sneaking into Rao for the millionth time Rao: Jeremy, it's really obvious that you're here. Rao: You're small! Try hiding yourself in the back.