#9860

1723

Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#9835

511

Jan. 26, 2022, 7:40 p.m.

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Stephen: Man, I'm gonna love this class. Andy: Why, because of my shitposting? Steph: No, that was sarcastic.

#9811

1117

Jan. 25, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Andy: I busted a bean Andy: I smashed it on the table until it broke *pause* Andy: Now I can snort it

#9809

-915

Jan. 25, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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Andy: You can't say anything without me blairbashing it!

#9808

1113

Jan. 25, 2022, 1:33 p.m.

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Andy: Why does Nurse Joy say "Hope to see you again" at the Pokécenter? Duval: She's sadistic.

#9775

1721

Jan. 18, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Jerry: Now I lose The Game thinking about the word "here". Lodal: You guys need to stop playing The Game, go find better games! Andy: Mr. Schwartz plays The Game, he literally taught The Game to our class. Lodal: But Mr. Schwartz is a huge nerd!

#9748

68

Jan. 13, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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Lodal: I see that you guys in the back, Andy, Jerry, your pictures aren't updated. Lodal: Did you guys bribe them to not put your pictures in there? Jsong: Yes. Lodal: That's money well spent!

#9746

824

Jan. 13, 2022, 11:30 a.m.

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Andy, full on sprinting: I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY

#9726

1414

Jan. 10, 2022, 4:50 p.m.

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//Duval explains the rapid tests Duval: Other than that you're not peeing on it, it's mostly the same as a pregnancy test ... which is an analogy that will hopefully be lost on most of you. //later Andy: What happens if I pee on it? Duval: ... probably nothing? But don't pee on it! Andy: Alright, I know what I'm doing tonight.

#9715

1717

Jan. 6, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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Duval: We're moving into cells. Andy: You're locking us up? *Entire class laughs* Duval: Yes.