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#4796

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March 14, 2014, 5:10 a.m.

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//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.

#4734

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Feb. 3, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

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Duval: Is that your Abercrombie bag back there, Gaby? Gaby: That's not mine. But I took a picture of it.

Abercrombie bags are known to have pictures of (attractive) shirtless guys on them.

abercrombie, gaby, duval

#4452

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Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

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//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?

#4433

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Feb. 12, 2013, 5:20 p.m.

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//After ranting about some chicken connection to Looney Tunes that none of the students understood Duval: Come on, guys! Where's all your chicken knowledge? Cathy: In my stomach.

#4419

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Feb. 5, 2013, 8:34 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully not flicked off a student for 10 years. //Class applauds

Mrs. Duval was talking about how her sister hated teaching and once flicked off a student. Also Mrs. Duval has only taught for 10 years.

duval, bio

#4288

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Nov. 1, 2012, 11:48 p.m.

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Student: Wow, Ms. Duval, you should be a rapper. Duval: (nodding slowly)...Dupac.

#4188

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Sept. 6, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//In biology, Duval is asking students to name as many branches of biology they can think of Student: There's "herpetology". Francis: What is that?! Is that the study of herpes?

It's actually the study of amphibians and reptiles, as Duval later pointed out.

duval, francis

#4154

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May 26, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

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//In SRP, period 3 Someone on other side of room: What's an oxymoron? Phillip: Jumbo shrimp! Viju: Honest Viju! //Duval laughs //later Viju: Just trust me on this. I never lie (in response to something). Duval: You JUST said honest Viju was an oxymoron! Viju: I lied.

#4053

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March 21, 2012, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: That room is very hot . Billy: Really? I never found it that attractive. Duval: What? Billy: You said that room is hot... Duval: Oh yeah (wink) Every time I go in that room I go rayerrr (sexy cat claws)

#3961

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Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.