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#10696

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June 14, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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//Stephen teaching us Linux Stephen: So let's say you want to rename urself into urmom. Stephen: You can't just rename urself, right? Stephen: So what you have to do is move urself into urmom.

#10695

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June 14, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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Hinkle: I like Larry, he's an honest guy. Not like Trump, honesty is not his best policy.

#10694

2020

June 14, 2022, 9:36 a.m.

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Sahu: I suppose it's a quiz? Sahu: It's a very philosophical question: what is a quiz?

#10693

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June 14, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: The Supreme Court is the constitution's uncle.

#10692

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June 13, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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Hallisey: You can't have your phone with you during the test, or anything like that ... Will: Can you have Google Glass on?

#10691

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June 13, 2022, 1:22 p.m.

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Duval: It’s the last week. I don’t want to grade anything and you guys don’t want to do anything.

#10690

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June 13, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Duval: I don’t want to understand the inner workings of Jerry Song’s mind.

#10689

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June 13, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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Jerry Song: I didn’t realize pi was equal to 3!

#10688

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June 13, 2022, 12:06 p.m.

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Student, walking in to the classroom: Wow, there's nobody in here! Cuadrado: So I am nobody?

#10687

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June 12, 2022, 3:39 p.m.

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//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)