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#10696
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⚐ Report//Stephen teaching us Linux Stephen: So let's say you want to rename urself into urmom. Stephen: You can't just rename urself, right? Stephen: So what you have to do is move urself into urmom.
#10695
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⚐ ReportHinkle: I like Larry, he's an honest guy. Not like Trump, honesty is not his best policy.
#10694
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⚐ ReportSahu: I suppose it's a quiz? Sahu: It's a very philosophical question: what is a quiz?
#10692
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⚐ ReportHallisey: You can't have your phone with you during the test, or anything like that ... Will: Can you have Google Glass on?
#10691
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⚐ ReportDuval: It’s the last week. I don’t want to grade anything and you guys don’t want to do anything.
#10688
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⚐ ReportStudent, walking in to the classroom: Wow, there's nobody in here! Cuadrado: So I am nobody?
#10687
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⚐ Report//Jason showing Mara some bright yellow yarn Duval, from across the room: Jason, I love that color. Duval: Why are you giving that to Mara? Jason: I wasn't. She was just saying that she didn't like the color. Duval: What? Why don't you like the color, Mara? Jeremy: I don't like that color either. Duval: But Jeremy, that's the color of cheese. (Jeremy has existential crisis)