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#5415

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March 13, 2015, 8:08 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Precalc Giles: OK, so this thing up here is a right angle. Partially because it looks like a right angle, but mostly because it's a right angle.

#5342

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Dec. 26, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mariam wanted a college rec from Rose Mariam: It's due January 30. Giles: That's early, all right. Rose: It's fine because I'm going to get it done... Giles: ...on January 29? Rose: You know, I have high hopes for break. I'm going to clean my apartment, see a few movies, catch up on work...stop laughing! Giles: Do you want me to text you and remind you to do all this stuff? Rose: No, I'll remember.

#5288

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Dec. 3, 2014, 6:14 p.m.

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//In precalc. Giles draws a horizontal zigzag line on the board. Giles: "Do not EVER draw your sine graph like how a first-grader draws mountains. I don't want to poke my eyes out with your sine graph."

#5178

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Sept. 12, 2014, 12:19 a.m.

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// Rose and Ostrander walk out of Math Help to discuss something Stein: Two boys are arguing out in the hall. Kids these days...

#4916

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May 8, 2014, 8:18 p.m.

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Giles: This is a formula that anyone who has ever been in a Precalc class knows. When you are on your deathbed, you will remember that sin2O + cos2O = 1. Unless you get dementia or something.

#4898

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April 30, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Street walks into Giles Pd. 7 Street: You guys got any snacks? Giles: Nope. Street: Aw, damn.

#4838

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April 5, 2014, 4:16 p.m.

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// Freshman Precalc B Ben: 93% of statistics are made up on the spot. Sam: 82.8% of numbers between 1 and 1000 aren't prime. Giles: 14% of people knew that.

#4823

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April 2, 2014, 8:25 p.m.

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//During Pd. 7 Giles //Lesson is over; we have time to do homework Conor: I have an idea for a business. I would go around stealing peoples' keys and making them pay me to not give copies to random people. Isn't that a great idea, Mr. Giles? Giles: Solid business plan. Sam: What if someone gets angry and steals your keys? Conor: I would use one of those eyeball scanner things. Sam: What if they steal your eyeballs? Giles: Yeah, what if they steal your eyeballs?

#4753

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Feb. 14, 2014, 12:21 a.m.

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//Over Gmail, somewhat altered Raphael: No, Daniel, you're wrong. You can't prove anything by stating a tautology. Daniel: Your mother is a tautology! Raphael: That's another logical fallacy, Daniel. Ad hominem: Attacking the person instead of his argument. Daniel: I'm attacking your mom, not you! It should be called Ad mominem!

#4451

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Feb. 21, 2013, 1:52 p.m.

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//In precal, talking about angles Giles: What quadrant is 400 degrees in? Class: Quadrant one! Giles: 200 degrees? Class: Quadrant three! Robert: Still quadrant one! Giles: Apparently you hate degrees more than I do. Robert: Wait, I thought we were talking about ovens! //Class laughs //Class stops laughing //Robert continues laughing