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#10070
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⚐ Report// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?
#10069
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⚐ Report// Delaney walks in, everybody starts clapping // Clapping dies out Duval: He's still in here, what is wrong with you guys? // Everyone claps again Duval: So what're you guys -- Everyone: *claps* Duval: What are you -- Everyone: *claps again*
#10045
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: DNA beads? Please give me DNA beads to eat. Duval: ...they're plastic. // Later Jerry: I was pogging in 9th grade!
#9973
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.
#9956
2020
⚐ Report// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.
#9940
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⚐ Report// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors
#9900
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⚐ ReportAndy: I don't trust that you're not using blair water. Duval: Listen, this was painstaking work. I was in Schwartz's room, and he was like, "Why do you keep coming in here?" Andy: Schwartz is a paid actor! Duval: I'll eat it. I wouldn't eat it if this was faucet water.
#9896
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⚐ Report//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.
#9767
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⚐ ReportDuval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!