#10070

57

Feb. 24, 2022, 1:14 p.m.

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// learning stages of mitosis Jerry: So is it IPMAT? Duval: sure. Ace: Wait, could you also say IPMATC? Duval: Yeah, you could show people. IPMAT, C? // wave of regret Jerry: Do you PMAT too?

#10069

1212

Feb. 24, 2022, 1:06 p.m.

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// Delaney walks in, everybody starts clapping // Clapping dies out Duval: He's still in here, what is wrong with you guys? // Everyone claps again Duval: So what're you guys -- Everyone: *claps* Duval: What are you -- Everyone: *claps again*

#10045

010

Feb. 22, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry Song: DNA beads? Please give me DNA beads to eat. Duval: ...they're plastic. // Later Jerry: I was pogging in 9th grade!

#9975

08

Feb. 11, 2022, 1:18 p.m.

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Andy: are you yeast? because you make my dough rise.

#9973

55

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:58 p.m.

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Andy: I'm a dad at heart. Jerry: No, you're Andy. Andy: Just like Jerry's a dad at heart.

#9956

1919

Feb. 10, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.

#9940

1414

Feb. 9, 2022, 9:36 a.m.

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// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors

#9900

77

Feb. 3, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Andy: I don't trust that you're not using blair water. Duval: Listen, this was painstaking work. I was in Schwartz's room, and he was like, "Why do you keep coming in here?" Andy: Schwartz is a paid actor! Duval: I'll eat it. I wouldn't eat it if this was faucet water.

#9896

1010

Feb. 3, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.

#9767

1212

Jan. 14, 2022, 4:06 p.m.

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Duval: You will be making a skit about your mode of cellular transport. Jack: Can we just write an essay? Duval: No! There will be acting! And drama, Jack! DRAMA! I want to see you fake-faint, Jack! Bring it! Bring it!