#7974

3737

Feb. 28, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: From here on, every even day should be publicly declared to be odd. But then, once school starts, Ms. Fus should whisper to the intercom: "It's actually an even day!" Then, *maybe* the snow will finally stop on even days.

#7944

3840

Feb. 14, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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//On Divergence Theorem, Schwartz has drawn a goldfish-esque surface on the whiteboard Schwartz: The surface that smiles back?

#7928

3638

Feb. 8, 2019, 2:12 a.m.

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//Period 9 Multivar Schwartz: There's this soy bean drink neatly wrapped in a plastic bag that's been sitting here for a day now. I've heard someone call it a "Berkowitz Grenade".

#7883

2123

Jan. 24, 2019, 7:23 p.m.

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//Schwartz's Multivar BFT. A map of Middle-Earth is drawn on the board. Schwartz: As you take the exam, we will be keeping track of the ring as it makes its way from the Shire to the Cracks of Doom. //later Schwartz: The ring is now at the Elven stronghold, Lorien. Take a break, and maybe eat some lembas. //later Schwartz: The ringbearer is now at the desolate wasteland known as the Plateau of Gorgoroth. You have about 6 minutes left, plus the usual 2 minute grace period. //later Schwartz: The ring has now fallen in to Mount Doom! Our journey has come to an end. But wait! There are eagles flying toward you! 2.5 minutes remaining.

#7865

2424

Jan. 15, 2019, 11:13 p.m.

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// Monday, January 14: Schwartz runs a snow day class for functions Assignment: ... justify each step! Jeffrey: *creates two-column construction for his solution* Phillip: What is this, an axiomatic proof? Schwartz: *sees solution* Schwartz: *inserts meme onto document: "Is this a [axiomatic proof]?"*

#7859

1919

Jan. 10, 2019, 10 p.m.

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//Multivar, doing problems Rohit: A wise man once said, if the bounds are expressions which are equal to a constant, then let u equal that expression. Ben: In The Art of War, Sun Tzu recommends an appropriate change of variables. //Schwartz walks over Schwartz: People think that The Art of War is about conflict. But actually, The Art of War is about a change of variables with a w sub as the radius.

#7854

3234

Jan. 10, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Schwartz is talking about how much time is left until the class goes to SRPs Schwartz: How much time do I have? Leela: Oh, about forty, fifty years

#7847

1519

Jan. 8, 2019, 9:26 a.m.

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// Period 2 Analysis 1 Schwartz: A rose by any other name... Schwartz: An integral by any other symbol... Schwartz: Take a moment to mourn for what Shakespeare could have been!

#7828

4141

Jan. 3, 2019, 12:45 p.m.

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// January 2, Math Team meeting: Reynald and Kaz are giving a lecture about their SRP on hats Efe: *Eating a box of french fries* *Schwartz walks over* Schwartz: (points to a sculpture) WHAT’S THAT? Efe: *Turns to look* *Schwartz steals a handful of fries and stuffs them in his mouth*

#7812

2123

Dec. 18, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

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//3rd Period Stat //Schwartz walks in. Schwartz: I didn't find any charts on the printer, but I found these CHA-A-A-A-A-ARTS!