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⚐ Report//Freshman chemistry Pham: Just use iPhone in class. Everyone have iPhone! Haena: I don't. Pham: Why not? //Pause Pham: (rolls eyes) Man, Chinese parents so cheap! //Awkward silence Haena: I'm Korean. Pham: Oh.
#4355
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⚐ ReportLevien: If I wasn't in a good mood coming out of my 6th period most days, some of you guys would not make it out of here... //Class laughs Student: That's funny because we are being threatened.
#4006
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⚐ Report//Block B freshman chem, discussing compound formulas Matthew: ...so phosphorous wants three electrons, and then you do swappy-swappy-- Pham: No! Not swappy-swappy! Matthew: Cross-multiplying, swappy-swappy, you know... //Pham closes his eyes, as if in physical pain Pham (bellowing): ...NO! SWAPPY!
#4003
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⚐ Report//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.
#3936
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⚐ ReportKev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.
#3926
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⚐ Report// During Analytical Chem, Pham tries to watch something on Netflix Pham: Oh man! They blocked my Netflix! Class: LOL Pham: [changes to Spongebob] Oh nevermind! They only block that other thing.
#3904
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⚐ Report//From the butyric acid incident a long time ago that made the entire 3rd floor smell, as Mr. Hammond put it, like "dead feet cheese" //Emmeline, Tatyana, and Audrey are boiling ethanol and butyric acid (smells like vomit) together to make ethyl butanoate (which smells like pineapple). Alcohol+acid=nice smelling ester Emmeline + Tatyana: Wow, that smelled disgusting before. At least the pineapple smells nice after the ethanol was added. Pham: Yeah, it like how ugly girl turn beautiful! Emmeline + Tatyana: By combining them...with alcohol?? //Later, the flask dropped to the floor and the unreacted butyric acid spread and made everything smell almost unbelievably terrible and the scent had absorbed into Emmeline's and Tatyana's clothing Tatyana: Mr. Pham! Are you laughing at my misery?! Pham: Don't you used to it by now? *laughs* //Later.. Tatyana + Emmeline: Mr. Pham! Why did you let us do the experiment with butyric acid in the first place, especially since your fume hood is all messy?! Pham: It because they no give me window room. I take revenge every year. //Emmeline's next class made her sit in the very back corner of the classroom with all the windows open. Smell tests were conducted on anyone entering the 3rd floor computer labs. Tatyana ran to her next class, accidentally touching the door of a different room... freshmen crowded around the door, asking "Did something die in there?!" Tatyana: (entering room): Does anyone have a change of clothing? //Student, extremely tall, athletic guy in basketball clothes raises hand Tatyana: Err...anyone else? Eva: Oh! You can have my shirt. But I NEED my pants. //In the end, things worked out fine, although Mr.Hammond and the nostrils of many students will likely fondly remember the day the third floor smelled like sweaty gym socks and moldy cheese.
#3489
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⚐ Report// During Phys Chem Pham: So next semester in Analytical Chemistry, I teach for 4 to 5 weeks. Then you guys break off. You know what I do then? Katelin Montgomery: Play on your Nintendo 3DS. Pham: Yea, I play with this thing. [gets out his iPad]
#2831
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⚐ ReportStudent 1 (browsing through chemistry notes): Where are the joules... Student 2: I sold them. Sorry
#2828
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⚐ ReportSofia: Yes! I AM that way. I have to figure everything out for myself ok lets go ask for help.