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#3421
1313
⚐ Report//Talking about the magnet picnic during comp. sci. Piper: ...and at the picnic there will also be six foot long veggie subs. //Alex Woo perks up Piper: And no Alex, it's not a 6 foot sub per person, it's to be shared. Alex: (sighs)
#3016
5256
⚐ ReportPiper: ...Use Boolean logic, don't use Ashu logic. Saurav: Use NANDs not Nandas!
#2988
1616
⚐ Report//people are taking the comp sci quiz, and a student is turning in the quiz Piper: Did you do the back? //everyone flips the paper over immediately Piper: (laughs)
#2945
33
⚐ Report//randomly during the middle of class Piper: Okay, we have 9 minutes and 30 seconds of class left. (writes 9:30 on the board and makes a big rectangle around it) Student: Why are you writing the amount of time left on the board? Piper Because I feel like it.
#2933
2020
⚐ Report// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!
#2487
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⚐ Report//Shirley returns after running away with a blowtorch Pham: Where the blowtorch? You realize it, if you run around the school with a blowtorch, you get suspended! Piper: So, if I wanted to get rid of someone...
#2414
44
⚐ ReportRory: Uh, wait, Ms. Piper... Piper: Yes, Michelle? Michelle: Uhh, what? Piper: Oh sorry Rory, I thought you were Michelle. Michelle:...Is my voice really that low?
#2355
66
⚐ ReportPham: No one allow leave room! //later, as Pham is letting a student leave... Piper (to Pham): You said no one's allowed to leave, and that's like the sixth person who you let go!
#2352
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⚐ ReportPiper: Angelina! Stop playing Rock Paper Scissors with George! Lenny: Ooh La La! Piper: Rock Paper Scissors is how Magnet Students romance...
#2321
2020
⚐ Report//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.