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#10035
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⚐ Report// Duval is hovering over Andy during the glycolysis and fermentation quiz Andy: I feel so judged right now. Duval (moving away): Is it fine if I judge you from a distance? Andy: ...Sure? Duval: Andy, now is the time to cry! // The next class period Duval: Andy is accusing me of trying to make him cry!
#9993
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⚐ ReportDuval: Oh hey look it's Dr. Delaney! // Entire class erupts in applause* // Delaney instantly leaves
#9977
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⚐ ReportDuval: Jerry you're not supposed to be on that page yet! Jerry Song: That's very nice but I didn't ask.
#9974
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⚐ Report// Start of class Duval: I moved into my new house on December 26th. // Class starts applauding Duval: My kids are staying with me this weekend. // applause Duval: We're going to make baklava // more applause Duval: And I have 10 toes! // even more applause Andy: This is like in the Soviet Union, where you get sent to the gulag if you stop clapping. // yet more applause, Andy takes a bow
#9961
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⚐ Report//to Andy C Duval: I'm so upset. I'm trying to mess with you, and you're ignoring me.
#9956
2020
⚐ Report// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.
#9937
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⚐ Report// Christopher walks into ento Duval: you walked in at just the wrong time, this video I'm about to show is a little gross Hui, deadpan: welcome to our discussion about ants and erectile dysfunction
#9926
1919
⚐ Report// Duval explaining how not to break a test tube Duval: Only one of you guys will actually end up breaking the test tube. Duval(whispering): It's Michael. Duval: Am I right Michael? Michael Wang(unaware): Yes yes always! Duval: You just agreed to break something.