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Feb. 9, 2012, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about how religion starts wars in US History Thornton: You see, you can't argue about somebody's religion, it's like their belief. You can't prove or disprove their beliefs. It's not like science. Student: Can you give us an example? Like miracles or something? Thornton: You mean like a mother lifting a car to get her child. She's able to do that because she believes God gave her the will and strength to lift the car. Eric Neyman: What type of religion has cars in it?

#3775

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Nov. 12, 2011, 8:59 a.m.

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//In SGA office Patrice: Hey, I dont have my book, can you fill me in on what happened? Neel: Yeah, so basically the major events were how he killed Mary, cut her head off and threw her into the furnace. Eric: And how he killed Bessie and threw her down an airshaft. Patrice: What the hell? Why does he do all this stuff? Neel: You think that God will be angry with him? Patrice: Yeah, man, he will be struck down by God. //At that very moment the head of a blazer falls and strikes Patrice on the head Patrice: Owww... Neel: Looks like you were the one who got struck down

#3679

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Oct. 15, 2011, 12:37 a.m.

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Neel: Why will this program not work? Milo: It because .... (muttering something) Neel: Come again? Milo: No, I was making fun of you Eric: Wow, I dont think you are suppose to tell someone when you are making fun of them

#3590

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Sept. 21, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//When Eric Neyman failed to say follow in time Stein: He did not follow the class rules. Class: Follow. Stein: You are mocking my rules! Student: Rules.

#3161

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March 28, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Schafer: Julian, how does it feel that Eric is backing you up? Julian: Pretty ... I don't know.

#3153

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March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?

#2941

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Feb. 17, 2011, 10:32 a.m.

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[Eric N is shadowing; freshman chem is balancing equations] Freshman: You can grab as much oxygen as you like from the air. Eric: Ooh! Can you grab negative oxygen?

#2561

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Nov. 17, 2010, 4:02 p.m.

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//Boettcher asks for drawing of action-reaction pairs //Eric explains his: Ghost scares mirror; mirror scares ghost

#2152

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Sept. 18, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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//going over a pretest in comp gov Eric: The most persistent challenge facing Nigeria since independence has been........uhhhhhh.......... Swaney: That's a pretty easy one...unless you're stupid. Eric: ...uhhh...I'm going to say C. Swaney: You're so stupid! It's D! Eric: Oh, that's what I was going to say!

#1977

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June 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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Eric VA: I fuck with people more than people give me credit for.