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Jan. 11, 2013, 8:47 a.m.

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Mike: There are libraries, but are there any truthbraries? Eric: There is a Lie Algebra, but is there any Truth Algebra? Mike: Yes, Boolean Algebra.

#4227

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Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

#4153

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May 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....

#4116

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April 30, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman? Eric: I need to get it signed. Street: Oh god, Offertaler? Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too.. Street: Pandey? Sachin: What? //class laughs Street: (Puts up big loser sign)

#4112

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April 27, 2012, 6:36 p.m.

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//Eric Neyman is running around R&E with a box that was dripping water all over the place Mr. Street: Eric! Stop peeing on the floor! At least you could pee in the sink!

#4054

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March 21, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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//During Clay's English class Clay: I hate to use a cliche, but its like, "If you play with fire, you get burned." Eric Neyman: If Mr. Pham plays with fire, everyone besides him get burned.

#4003

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Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.

#3948

99

Feb. 9, 2012, 7:19 p.m.

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//Talking about how religion starts wars in US History Thornton: You see, you can't argue about somebody's religion, it's like their belief. You can't prove or disprove their beliefs. It's not like science. Student: Can you give us an example? Like miracles or something? Thornton: You mean like a mother lifting a car to get her child. She's able to do that because she believes God gave her the will and strength to lift the car. Eric Neyman: What type of religion has cars in it?

#3775

55

Nov. 12, 2011, 8:59 a.m.

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//In SGA office Patrice: Hey, I dont have my book, can you fill me in on what happened? Neel: Yeah, so basically the major events were how he killed Mary, cut her head off and threw her into the furnace. Eric: And how he killed Bessie and threw her down an airshaft. Patrice: What the hell? Why does he do all this stuff? Neel: You think that God will be angry with him? Patrice: Yeah, man, he will be struck down by God. //At that very moment the head of a blazer falls and strikes Patrice on the head Patrice: Owww... Neel: Looks like you were the one who got struck down

#3679

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Oct. 15, 2011, 12:37 a.m.

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Neel: Why will this program not work? Milo: It because .... (muttering something) Neel: Come again? Milo: No, I was making fun of you Eric: Wow, I dont think you are suppose to tell someone when you are making fun of them