#3309

99

May 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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//after 15 minutes of looking into the Thor movie the class will see in 2 days Whitacre (quietly): I need to figure out something to do for the rest of class... //leaves room Will: He actually ran out of things to do? That's amazing! //whitacre returns with a dvd Whitacre: So now we'll look into alternative views of old ideas. *puts on Monty Python and the Holy Grail*

#3307

66

May 4, 2011, 10:44 a.m.

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//Hammond walks into a room where a screamo song is playing Song: RAAH RAAH RAAH RAAHHHHHH Hammond: Dude needs a vacation.

#3306

66

May 3, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Other guy, they kind of like robot. These [magnet upperclassmen] are loose -- that's what happen when you hang out with me for long enough. Either you become loose, otherwise you not able to put up with me.

#3303

2121

May 3, 2011, 1:55 p.m.

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//practicing for science bowl Briese: Astronomy, short answer. What is the name for the galaxy cluster that is the biggest known object in the universe? Shirley (after buzzing): Milky Way? Briese: Incorrect. Sam (after buzzing): Yo momma!

#3302

77

May 2, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Sally to class late from the Guys and Dolls teaser Roth: What are you? Sally: A stripper Roth: Now I'm going to see the show!

#3301

77

May 2, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Devin cuts the top off of a soda can to make a bowl Jeremy: Wow the edges are pretty sharp. Its like a cookie cutter. Except it cuts humans.

#3299

1214

May 2, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Grossman: We don't need to see New Zealand's reaction to Osama's death. Thomas: They're probably too busy having sex with sheep and being upside down anyways.

#3297

22

May 2, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//Rose gets a call from Stein in class and says hello multiple times but no one responds Rose: Hmmm, I guess it was a pocket dial. Leora: No! He butt dialed you! Rose: That certainly makes it more exciting.

#3296

-317

May 2, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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//Patrick and Raanan are listening to Puff the Magic Dragon on Youtube //They proceed to receive a Blue Screen of Death

#3293

6979

May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.