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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Billings: Why do all these AP books have quotes? Myles: Confucius say "Little grasshopper extends insect class"

#3291

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May 2, 2011, 12:28 p.m.

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Richard: What's that sideways 11? Rose: It's an equals sign.

#3289

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May 2, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.

#3287

35

May 1, 2011, 6:34 p.m.

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Rose: By the way, the world goes on when you guys have your stupid APs.

#3286

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!

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April 30, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Moose: Vidya, get your hand out of [Jared's] lap! I don't want to see that till you're married! Vidya: Wha... Moose: Jared! Don't let her do that till you've promised to love and cherish each other forever and there's a ring on your finger! Jared: ...thank you sir.

#3284

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April 30, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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//On how to do well on the Lang AP. Anderson: Remember, yes you have a harpoon, and its name is Toulmin terminology... you have to take your harpoon and stab it into [the essay's] whale heart. Its giant, blubbery, whale heart.

#3283

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April 29, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Rose: If you ever get your bike stolen in Amsterdam, you can just go to the red light district and buy it back from some junkie for $5.

#3281

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April 29, 2011, 9:05 p.m.

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//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?

#3280

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April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...