#6336

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March 23, 2017, 10:45 a.m.

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Justin: White girls are like calcium hydroxide! Seoyoung: What. Justin: They're both basic. Seoyoung: White girls don't even dissolve in water! Justin: Doesn't everything dissolve in water? Seoyoung: .

#6029

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Sept. 19, 2016, 10:39 p.m.

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Seoyoung: "You were at SPX!" Loann: "Yeah, I saw you but I didn't say anything cause it was kind of awkward!" Seoyoung: "Same!"

#6028

13

Sept. 19, 2016, 10:38 p.m.

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Peter Zhang: "Aw, my poop didn't show up."

#4558

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Aug. 22, 2013, 1:25 p.m.

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//At freshmen orientation, kids are asking questions of a counselor, who makes them state their name and middle school. Micheal: My name is Micheal, and I went to Pyle Middle School, also known as PMS. //Freshmen erupt in laughter

#4003

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Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.

#3750

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Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#3749

2020

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.

#3635

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Oct. 4, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet. //Everyone gets on the carpet Schafer: OK, is everone ready? //Someone farts Students: Hahaha... //Couple minutes later Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft-- Akshay: That is powered by fart!

#3624

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3229

-315

April 13, 2011, 5:44 p.m.

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//Freshmen are conducting Chem R&E experiments in R&E and someone starts using sulfuric acid. The smell of rotten eggs starts to permeate the room. Student: EW, IT SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE!