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#3279

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April 29, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Porac: I'm on crack! Didn't you notice?

#3278

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April 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Schafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.

#3277

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April 28, 2011, 8:04 p.m.

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Stein: I always check blairbash to make sure I didn't say anything that would get me fired. But then, when you're there, you might as well click on Pham's tag.

#3275

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April 28, 2011, 7:19 p.m.

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(Loudly, from a different classroom and with a slight echo): "Achoo!" Cullen (without looking up): Was that Tranelle? Entire Class: Probably. continues with lesson

This was from all the way across the hallway and around a corner. And she has such a infamously loud sneeze that teachers make her raise her hand before she does.

cullen, loud, sneeze, journalism

#3274

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April 28, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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Swaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!

#3272

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April 28, 2011, 2:06 p.m.

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Collins: Josh, what are you doing? Josh: Oh, absolutely NOTHING related to your class right now. Collins: ...go to the classroom.

#3270

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April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m.

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// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.

#3268

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April 27, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles has given the class time to work on the homework, and some people are just socializing instead of working. Giles: Charles Yin! Something shiny is on your desk. Charles: (looking up quickly) What? Giles: Just seeing how easily distracted you are. Go do something productive!

#3267

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April 27, 2011, 2:26 p.m.

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Stein: It was the only time in my life when I have ever heard a 35 year old man say to a 72 year old woman "I'm going to kick the f------ s--- out of you."

#3266

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April 27, 2011, 12:38 a.m.

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Janvi (to Kaluta): I like your beard. Class: (agrees to extent) Kaluta: Thanks! I like yours too! Class: (jaws drop. eyes go wide. Ohhhs are uttered)