#3265

68

April 26, 2011, 10 p.m.

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Stein: So, Matt and David, you can share the 10,000 bonus point with whoever did the problem with you. But you can't give them to someone else. Bernstein: I'm not going to share. Stein: Right, I forgot, Matt doesn't share. Mythili: Because he's a Jew, right?

#3264

812

April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

#3263

39

April 26, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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//Evan is about to present his dystopian future project for English //walks to front of the room with a giant essay Evan: So, Ms. Forman said that all the important dystopian elements of the short story should be in the first two pages. So I included the ten-page version //holds up the ten-page essay Evan: ...and a one-page version. //holds up one sheet of paper with the essay written in microscopic font

#3262

44

April 26, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!

#3261

1111

April 26, 2011, 4:11 p.m.

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Porac: The Africans, they got discipline down. I asked Donald, "Does your mother slap you" and he's like "No. She punches."

#3260

35

April 26, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//On the bus Lisa: Rafa, promise me you'll find Quang an awesome person to marry. Rafa: I'll get him a hooker. Lisa: You would marry a hooker. Rafa: I married you...what does that say? Lisa: Bad move on my part.

#3259

1921

April 26, 2011, 9:53 a.m.

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//Ashu runs into POE with a hammer Kaluta: Ashu, why do you need a hammer? Ashu: We're mashing up the oranges!

#3258

57

April 25, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Swaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying!  It's unreadable!

#3257

1214

April 25, 2011, 5:27 p.m.

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Rajan: Wolfram Alpha is never wrong. It's Jesus.

#3255

1111

April 18, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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//After receiving a triple beam balance from Mrs. Nawabi Nawabi: Make sure Mr. Templin always knows where this balance is or some kids might take it and sell it for drugs