#3091

79

March 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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Reckson: Isn't Jesus a zombie?

#3090

2020

March 16, 2011, 8:28 a.m.

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//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.

#3088

1414

March 15, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Gross: Psychoanalysts could consider Fitzgerald to be compensating for something when writing about GATSBY'S HUGGEEEE MANSION. Student: That's a fallacy. Gross: Actually, it's a phallicacy.

#3087

1418

March 15, 2011, 9:20 p.m.

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Bob: I'm f***ed. Thomas: On a scale of one to f***ed, how f***ed are you? Bob: e^f***ed

#3086

68

March 15, 2011, 7:57 p.m.

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//Vlasits talking about activism Student: Have you ever been arrested? Vlasits: Yeah, a couple times. Student: How many times? Vlasits: Oh, not that many. Student 2: Yeah, but how many? Vlasits (waving it off): Oh, only about 8 or 10.

#3085

04

March 15, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose does his little chuckle Rose: No Richard, Rice Krispies did not name its cereal after calculus.

#3084

2525

March 15, 2011, 12:17 p.m.

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// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.

#3083

2426

March 14, 2011, 10:30 p.m.

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Anderson: Now read at, "I often ask myself..." Students: Self. Anderson: Yes, don't forget to say 'self.' You don't want to go through your day without repeating it like a babbling idiot.

#3082

1212

March 14, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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//going over hw in Analysis 1A Rose: Did you do your homework? What did you get for this one? I got 4/5. Student: I got 8/5... Rose: Who's right; me or you? Student: Umm... Rose: Eva, what'd you get? Eva: ...4/5. Rose: Eva has pies. She's right.

#3081

55

March 14, 2011, 9:44 p.m.

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//at math help w/ Rose Student: Yeah, I hate goldfish. (looks at Rose for reaction) Rose: What? Student: I just thought you might get angry that I said that! Rose: You kidding me? That just means more goldfish in this world for me!!