#3080

55

March 14, 2011, 9:42 p.m.

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//Stein bursts into Magnet Geometry room after barely getting hit w/pie at lunch Stein: Good thing the kids have bad aim!!

#3079

2830

March 14, 2011, 10:56 a.m.

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Rose: Man, so your parents held hands and said nice things to each other like exactly 9 months before pi day, so that their kid could have a mathematically interesting birthday.

#3078

123

March 13, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Donaldson: So here we have CJ standing on the soccer field. The sun is on this side and the clouds are over here. Any questions? Theresa: Can we make it a track instead of a soccer field, since track is a real sport?

#3077

57

March 13, 2011, 6:50 p.m.

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//during a driving class, talking about the dangers of trains Instructor: ...so he stepped back onto the track without looking, and what he didn't notice is that there was a train coming up right behind him. (pause) Kid: He's maaaaaad. Instructor: No, he's dead.

#3076

46

March 13, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Teacher: I believe in the every-other-child-left-behind policy. Not everyone can pass. Someone's gotta fail.

#3075

1010

March 12, 2011, 11:16 p.m.

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//Doyung moving arms like a robot Gross: What are you doing? Doyung: Pretending to be a robot. Gross: Oh that's a normal answer. What are you doing? Pretending to be a robot! //Ms. Gross begins to move arms like a robot Doyung: What are you doing? Gross: Pretending to be a teacher.

#3074

44

March 12, 2011, 11:13 p.m.

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Bosse: This class broke the record for number of retakes. [calls out names, hands out tests] They must have no lives.

#3073

44

March 12, 2011, 11:07 p.m.

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Bosse: Who did Endoplasmic Reticulum? Austin: My group did. Bosse: Did you send your presentation yet? Austin (on his phone): I just did. Bosse: That's WEIRD.

#3072

1012

March 12, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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Richard: You don't know how many times I accidentally typed "pubic static void main"

#3070

79

March 12, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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Stein: So the last 5 points of the project will be based on how well your model does. The team that does the best will get 5 points, the team that does the worst will get 1 point. Student: But you said the team that does the worst will get a D. Stein: Exactly, they'll get a 1/5. Student: That's not a D... Stein: Okay fine, they can have a 2/5.