#4593

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Sept. 26, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

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//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!

#4581

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Sept. 15, 2013, 11:31 a.m.

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//Lawrence and Richard Chen are trying to come up with an OMO team name. Richard: How about Crystal Math? Lawrence: No. Richard: What about Mathemphatamine? Lawrence: LOL

#4546

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June 6, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.

#4195

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Sept. 12, 2012, 5:25 p.m.

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Teacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...

#4177

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Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...

#3920

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Jan. 31, 2012, 8:03 p.m.

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//Stein is talking about how stat is more important than "regular math" Stein: I'd get in trouble is anyone heard me say that. A math teacher would walk by, and say: "What do you mean? They need to rotate conic sections!"

#3917

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Jan. 26, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

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//Stein and Schafer are arguing about foot-pounds again. Stein: We teach math in this vacuum in which we don't give a sh*t one way or another.

#3824

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Dec. 1, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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//Rose is going around to make sure that no one got the problem correct, so he wins a bet Rose: Wrong. Wrong. That's not right. You tried. Alec, you still have your packet!! //Class erupts into applause

#3716

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Only in this class will you hear someone say, "You got it easy. Just take a triple integral!"

#3676

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Oct. 14, 2011, 12:38 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, both Schafer and Stein are in the room Schafer: Ok kids, who is your favorite teacher? Be careful now, there are two teachers in the room! Andrew Hu: Pham! Schafer: Yea! When in doubt, pick Pham!