#4799

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March 17, 2014, 9:14 p.m.

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//Hammond keeps commenting on how Schafer is teaching. Schafer: You're ruining this class! //Schafer returns to covering the photoelectric effect. Nino: Can I go to the bathroom? Schafer: _Can_ you go to the bathroom? I certainly hope so. Paul: May we get to that homework question? Schafer: Can I get through these notes first? Paul: I don't know; can you? //Class "ooh"s. Schafer: Well, actually, that's a fair question. Hammond: You know, I think you're doing a fine job of ruining this class yourself. You don't need me. Schafer: I have two words for you. Let's see if you can guess them. Hammond: "Thank you." Schafer: The two words are "salmon pickles," just so you know. Hammond: "Salmon pickles?" Schafer: Well, duh. What did you think they were? Hammond: I thought they were, "thank you." Schafer: Oh. I thought you were thanking me. Well, in any case, you're right about the second word. And the last letter of the first word. //Class "ooh"s.

#4546

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June 6, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.

#4448

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Feb. 20, 2013, 7:14 p.m.

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//Rose is proving the product rule. Rose: Just so you guys don't think I'm pulling a fast one on you, I'm going to expand this out... //Hammond immediately enters. Hammond: Mr. Rose, stop pulling a fast one on these children!

#4087

57

April 16, 2012, 4:06 p.m.

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//In Software Design Hammond: You can actually get Puzzlepalooza shirts that are in different sizes than the ones specified on the sheet, we just didn't think about putting it on. Hammond: Just write it in for the size. James S.: So you don't have to wear pants!

#3936

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Feb. 7, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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Kev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.

#3307

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May 4, 2011, 10:44 a.m.

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//Hammond walks into a room where a screamo song is playing Song: RAAH RAAH RAAH RAAHHHHHH Hammond: Dude needs a vacation.

#3027

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March 4, 2011, 9:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Hey, Mr. Stein, will you do Puzzlepalooza with me? Stein: Yes. Schafer: [squeals] Sorry Mr. Hammond! Hammond: That's what you did at Wallops too. I didn't even get to play kickball. Schafer: Right, so now we're having fun. Hammond: I'm not having fun!

#2919

88

Feb. 11, 2011, 8:40 a.m.

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Hammond: Bocce is like curling, but with balls. Student: Curling takes balls.

#2864

99

Feb. 2, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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//Schafer finishes demonstrating a Van de Graff Generator Schafer: Can you get the lights please? //Hammond turns on the lights Schafer: So now we're going to quickly rush through - //Power surge occurs Schafer: Well that about ruins my plans for today. Hammond: But I can safely say it wasn't me.

#2727

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Dec. 24, 2010, 1:38 p.m.

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Hammond: I'm 39. Reckson asked me if I'm 51 yesterday. Except he said it really funny. He said "If I were to take your age and divide it by 10, would the result be greater than 5?"