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#3751

1010

Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

Apparently Albert actually was in class and nobody noticed him...

genetics, viju, albert

#3670

1515

Oct. 13, 2011, 8:10 a.m.

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//While teaching us to solve a system of equations in Java: Pham: So here we have one matrix. Then we use magic, now we have matrix with lots of zeroes! //later Pham: So guy, can we do this way? Viju: Yeah, sure. Pham: Ok. Viju: Whatever floats your boat, Mr. Pham Pham: No. //later still Pham: Here we have the pitfall of this method. Remember nobody perfect. *pause* Except Mr. Pham.

#3633

66

Oct. 4, 2011, 8:38 a.m.

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//Teacher is watching SciBowl tryouts. After an astronomy question Teacher: So what happened on May 5th, 2000? Viju: uhhh cinco de mayo?

still dont know what it is editor's note: on may 5, 2000, six planets and the moon lined up with the sun. see http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/alignment.html

teacher, viju, cinco_de_mayo

#3526

8591

Sept. 8, 2011, 4:26 p.m.

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// Ostrander is subbing in during 2nd Period Phys Chem until Pham arrives Viju: [walks in] Whoa! Mr. Pham, you dyed your hair! And changed skin complexion! Ostrander: I believe you mean I've gotten sexier.

#3427

5058

May 30, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

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//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.

//We were reading Julius Caesar. For those of you who don't know anything, this is a magnetified line from Romeo and Juliet

billings, viju, shakespeare

#3397

1212

May 20, 2011, 4:24 p.m.

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Viju: I don't like the tiger mom. She inspires my dad.

#3365

5761

May 14, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Stein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.

#3358

68

May 12, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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Stein: So who was closest on guessing what was on the AP? So it was on tea. I think Alice was closest. She guessed elephants. Viju: Is that because elephants live in India and Indians drink tea? Stein: EXACTLY!

#3281

3133

April 29, 2011, 9:05 p.m.

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//At science bowl nats 2011: //Viju and Breezy are trying to figure out shirley's computer password... Viju: Well, we should try all the things he likes... Maureen... and caffeine... his two greatest loves. Then we have to try to combine them... morphine?

#3228

66

April 13, 2011, 4:06 p.m.

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//the class is writing stories. They have been assigned ironic as the tone, a sulfur pit as the setting, someone's eye must be poked out, and Gordon Freeman as the main character Viju: It's ironic 'cause they poke an EYE out! Bob: It's ironic 'cause his crowbar is made of iron! Thomas: It's ironic 'cause he's in a sulfur pit!