#8614

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Sept. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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Rose: Hopefully you have two parents at home who love you Rose: Actually, one's enough Rose: Eh, you don't really need anyone Rose: We're all alone in this world

#5485

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May 13, 2015, 6:54 a.m.

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Matthew: The promposal I made works in every browser besides IE. I think of that as a feature, not a bug, since it means the administrative staff will never notice it. Plus, if Leslie uses IE, I'm not sure that I can take her to prom.

#8300

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Sept. 20, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day is also back to school night Student: Are you gonna talk like that to the parents, too? Schwartz: I be introducin' myself, then I be stoppin'

#8930

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Jan. 24, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)

#1541

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Feb. 24, 2010, 9:40 p.m.

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Balla: Imagine maybe the person sitting next to you could be your future husband or wife. Manisha: Awww Austin doesnt have anyone sitting next to him Amir: He should make it realistic and put his left hand on that empty chair. Austin: *$@$ You

#7428

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April 19, 2018, 6:38 p.m.

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Catherine: magnet relationships never last long because at one point they have to pick to go out with you or with their homework and they will always pick homework.

#7777

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: Don't ever whisper something to me quietly just before I'm about to say "Alright". Like, don't quietly ask "can I take all your money", because then I'll say something like "Good good good!".

#916

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Mr. Templin: Say I'm building a shelf... Class: Shelf.

#5388

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Feb. 13, 2015, 4:44 p.m.

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//At Open House for incoming 9th graders, Pham is talking to the group of all Takoma boys. Pham: I know you guy NEED help with the lady. Anyone know the 10th grade big field trip? Prospective student: Wallops! Pham: Yes. Wallops best place to ask out girl. In the night I walk around and when I find a couple... //Gets flashlight out of nowhere Pham: Hey! What you guy doing out here? Get back to your rooms! //Shines light into a random guy's eye

#7957

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Feb. 22, 2019, 12:43 a.m.

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//Period 5 Entomology //Watching a video where snails mate to sweeping romantic music Dana: They're escargoin' at it