#7931

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Feb. 8, 2019, 12:07 p.m.

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//Peter listing his classes Peter: ...micro, PTSD... Telon: PTSD? Peter: Pham Tran Software Design

#3471

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June 26, 2011, 1:50 p.m.

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Loomis: It's pyrite. Wait, no it's not. Thomas: It's fool's pyrite!

#7428

8286

April 19, 2018, 6:38 p.m.

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Catherine: magnet relationships never last long because at one point they have to pick to go out with you or with their homework and they will always pick homework.

#7777

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: Don't ever whisper something to me quietly just before I'm about to say "Alright". Like, don't quietly ask "can I take all your money", because then I'll say something like "Good good good!".

#916

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Mr. Templin: Say I'm building a shelf... Class: Shelf.

#8614

5961

Sept. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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Rose: Hopefully you have two parents at home who love you Rose: Actually, one's enough Rose: Eh, you don't really need anyone Rose: We're all alone in this world

#1541

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Feb. 24, 2010, 9:40 p.m.

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Balla: Imagine maybe the person sitting next to you could be your future husband or wife. Manisha: Awww Austin doesnt have anyone sitting next to him Amir: He should make it realistic and put his left hand on that empty chair. Austin: *$@$ You

#5388

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Feb. 13, 2015, 4:44 p.m.

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//At Open House for incoming 9th graders, Pham is talking to the group of all Takoma boys. Pham: I know you guy NEED help with the lady. Anyone know the 10th grade big field trip? Prospective student: Wallops! Pham: Yes. Wallops best place to ask out girl. In the night I walk around and when I find a couple... //Gets flashlight out of nowhere Pham: Hey! What you guy doing out here? Get back to your rooms! //Shines light into a random guy's eye

#8449

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Jan. 3, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

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Kaluta (suddenly screaming across the room and sounding suspiciously like Alex Jones): I don't have to INSIST that you CAPITALIZE the F in FALLOPIAN TUBE

#8749

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Nov. 16, 2020, 10:38 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: *talking about how mature the class is and how good their presentations are* the zoom chat: BRACKLINN IS EATING A TOMATO LIKE AN APPLE