#8300

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Sept. 20, 2019, 11:43 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day is also back to school night Student: Are you gonna talk like that to the parents, too? Schwartz: I be introducin' myself, then I be stoppin'

#8316

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Sept. 26, 2019, 9:06 a.m.

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//Pd 2 AoA, Wright is using ClassDojo's random student selector, Marc and Mark are in the class Wright: Marc, could you answer number 10 please? //No one answers Marc: Which Mark? Wright: What's the answer number 10? Mark: There are two Marcs in this class. Wright: Well there's only one Marc on ClassDojo. This may be a problem. Colin: How is it spelled? Wright: Well I don't know that one. Colin: Are they spelled with a K or a C? Wright: I don't know... you know what, I'll pick someone else...

#8449

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Jan. 3, 2020, 2:23 p.m.

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Kaluta (suddenly screaming across the room and sounding suspiciously like Alex Jones): I don't have to INSIST that you CAPITALIZE the F in FALLOPIAN TUBE

#8559

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March 11, 2020, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Is today March 10? Students: Yeah. Schwartz: Remind me afterwards to call my mother because it's her birthday today. Schwartz: See, I know all the important dates, but I often forget what day it actually is. Schwartz: I won't know it's my birthday until I get a call from my parents and the I'll remember "oh yeah, today's my birthday."

#8930

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Jan. 24, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)

#11375

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Jan. 4, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Street: It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't necessarily been real fun. Street: and that's why I'll see you all later.

#1541

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Feb. 24, 2010, 9:40 p.m.

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Balla: Imagine maybe the person sitting next to you could be your future husband or wife. Manisha: Awww Austin doesnt have anyone sitting next to him Amir: He should make it realistic and put his left hand on that empty chair. Austin: *$@$ You

#7428

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April 19, 2018, 6:38 p.m.

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Catherine: magnet relationships never last long because at one point they have to pick to go out with you or with their homework and they will always pick homework.

#7777

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: Don't ever whisper something to me quietly just before I'm about to say "Alright". Like, don't quietly ask "can I take all your money", because then I'll say something like "Good good good!".

#916

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Mr. Templin: Say I'm building a shelf... Class: Shelf.