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Dec. 7, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#3980

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Feb. 19, 2012, 10:28 a.m.

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Gross: His name sounds sort of Latin! And what do we know about Russians? THEY LOVE ORGIES! //Sam and Max are appalled Gross: What? Oh, no, I meant ROMANS! ROMANS LOVE ORGIES!

#4025

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March 9, 2012, 5:21 p.m.

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//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin" Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A." Aaron: What? Why me? Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing. Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now! Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all. //Awkward silence Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.

#4309

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Nov. 16, 2012, 9:53 a.m.

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//While playing Jeopardy in NSL Ms. Diaz: I am going to take 6 points away from you as a penalty. //She changes a 6 to a -6 Bendeguz: But that's a penalty of 12... Ms. Diaz: Oh so you want more points off? //She changes the -6 to a -12

#4323

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Nov. 21, 2012, 11:28 p.m.

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Hinkle: So back when I used to teach at this school, it was a pretty scary place. All the teachers were women, so of course they wanted me to break up the fights. So this one time, these two boys were fighting, and I tried to stop them, and somehow, my fist just *happened* to hit one of the guys in the face...The fight stopped immediately, and I got a rep pretty quickly. Later that week, I'm told I have a meeting with the principal about the fight. So, of course I'm *starts biting his nails*... I walk in, and the secretary goes, "He'll see you now." and I'm like *crosses himself* 'cause I know I'm gonna get the boot. I walk in, and he says to me, "Hinkle, nice job with the fight."

#4407

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Jan. 27, 2013, 8:40 a.m.

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//To teach limits, Mr. Rose repeatedly plays a game where the class plays an angry crowd of skeptics and challenges him to come within epsilon of the limit. Rose: Okay, let's do this again. So you're gonna be the angry crowd, and I'm gonna be the hero. I'm gonna win. Isaac Jiffar: I feel like this game is rigged.

#4496

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April 10, 2013, 6:16 a.m.

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Rose: So we just took the derivative.  Taking the derivative is like sex.  The hard part is simplifying the derivative, which is like pillow talk. //Later, Rose and Paul are simplifying a long derivative together Rose: This is some of the best pillow talk I've ever had.

#5279

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Nov. 25, 2014, 9:40 a.m.

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Mr. Hinkle: "You all should walk out of here knowing one thing: never commit crimes after you're 18. Commit all your crimes before."

#5446

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April 1, 2015, 8:37 p.m.

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// Email from Schwartz Here's a copy of the picture we took today: http://goo.gl/hEKqqI Have a good break!

#5932

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May 12, 2016, 10:35 p.m.

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// Block A Phamistry // Pham is telling a story about a violinist Pham: He was really good at violin! He was the chair! //class starts laughing Pham: I know you guy don't take me seriously, but he really was the chair!