#4299

2325

Nov. 12, 2012, 4:30 p.m.

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Clay: This morning I received tragic news...Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up! Can we all have a moment of silence?

#7538

2325

June 12, 2018, 12:52 p.m.

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Wensen: There are two types of people in this world. People that are my friends, and people that are in the way.

#7909

2325

Feb. 5, 2019, 8:31 a.m.

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//regarding the superbowl Gonzalez: I wasn't -whelmed. I always am trying to be -whelmed, and I like to be overwhelmed, but this time I was just un-whelmed.

#8283

2325

Sept. 13, 2019, 10:18 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Genetics, talking about dwarfism Noam: So if you get two little a's there's no whole affair where the baby dies, right? Sloe: Put it this way, you....wait.....your girlfriend won't even know she's pregnant

#8517

2325

Feb. 23, 2020, 10:05 p.m.

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Sloe: *gestures at handout* How is this printed? *gestures at student* Is it fucked up for you guys too？

#8620

2325

Sept. 25, 2020, 1:45 p.m.

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//logic zoom class Rose: One of you co-hosts mute Michio. Rose: He is in a one minute penalty box.

#9641

2325

Dec. 16, 2021, 3:52 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Now I’m going to demonstrate an explosion. It’s not very loud or exciting. But still, this is probably the only explosion you’ve seen at school today, and the coolest part of your day.

#11295

2325

Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.

#13643

2325

Oct. 3, 2025, 12:43 p.m.

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Someone: "I'm doing very important work. I'm finding the latency of a touchscreen on a smartphone" Schafer: "Well you'll be finding the latency of a pouch on your phone soon"

#784

1919

Oct. 29, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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// In period 8 computational methods Mr. Pham: What do you need to do fo' dis? Students, quietly: Taylor series...? Mr. Pham, yells: WHAT YOU NEED? Shirley: TAYLOR SERIES! Man, this is like one of those pep rallies...