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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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//Eli and Jack are thinking of combinations of teachers and cartoon characters Eli: Uhh... Fred Flintstone and Pham. Jack: I have no idea. Eli (in Pham accent): You just yabba dabba doing it!

#2736

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Jan. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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//During a random conversation on the bus between Khoa, Brian and Billings. Khoa: On a scale of one to khoasome how good is it? Billings: Did you really just say khoasome?!?! Khoa: Yes, yes I did.

#3058

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March 10, 2011, 10:18 a.m.

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//Precalc C, sketching several different conics on the same paper Billings: Hey! It looks like a spider! Eva: Mm, it kinda does... Oh god, now I can't stop seeing that! I'm arachnophobic. Mr. Rose: *slowly picks up paper* It's a spider, and it's coming to EAT YOU! *Throws paper at Eva* Eva: *screams* Damn it, why would you do something like that?!

#3109

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March 18, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//Going over question about the worst president. Option D was Ronald Reagan. Grossman: The correct answer to that one was B, Warren G. Harding. If you put D... You probably grew up in Takoma Park.

#3278

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April 29, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Schafer (to mathphys class): You know, you all shouldn't be aiming for a 5 on the AP, that's going about it the wrong way. Class: Sigh of relief Schafer: You should be aiming for 100% on the AP! Lots of people get 5s.

#3399

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May 20, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption. Stein: Hello. Intercom: Is Richard Rice in class? Stein: Yes he is. I always enjoy having him in class and he is here now. Intercom: That's good to know. Could you send him down? Stein: Sadly, I will do so.

#3665

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Doing graphs Patrick Shan: Mr. Rose! is this correct? //Mr. Rose looks at Patrick's paper, nodding his head Rose: You see Patrick, the thing with you is that you always have the right idea, it's just... everything else is wrong...I should give your parents a call.

#3716

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Only in this class will you hear someone say, "You got it easy. Just take a triple integral!"

#3840

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Dec. 7, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#3980

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Feb. 19, 2012, 10:28 a.m.

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Gross: His name sounds sort of Latin! And what do we know about Russians? THEY LOVE ORGIES! //Sam and Max are appalled Gross: What? Oh, no, I meant ROMANS! ROMANS LOVE ORGIES!