#13531

1919

Jan. 9, 2025, 9:58 a.m.

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//Lodal passing around a rock, it looks gross Joyce: it’s a rock??! Joyce: I thought it was bread

#3179

3945

March 31, 2011, 11:45 p.m.

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Tommy: soup Nilay: yo wassabi Tommy: what chew doing Nilay: why the stew-pid food puns Tommy: i donut, but im hungry for more Nilay: wow, another food pun, and i'll make you eat your words Tommy: wow simmer down now, no need to get all heated up over this Nilay: man, get ready - imma bout to fry you Tommy: umad cuz your temperature is boiling Nilay: wow, that was just terrible... i don't think you can ketchup to my punz Tommy: i dont think you can mustard up many more of these Nilay: i don't need to, cuz you're probably about to go pasta la vista Tommy: listen to this nutella pun, smh Nilay: bag-uette, son Tommy: o hush puppy. i got a dozen more where these came from Nilay: baker's dozen*, BURNNNN Tommy: wine about it to the baker then Nilay: beer you than me Tommy: your puns arent very palatable ... Tommy: time to bring out my weapons of mass convection Nilay: wow get the SMELL out Tommy: you knead to do a better job first Nilay: butter* Tommy: o lordy howd i miss that one. Nilay: cuz you doughn't see anything buddy Tommy: lemme give you a pizza my mind Nilay: dog (kekeke, koreans), imma bout to pop a corn up yo dunkin' donkey Tommy: this dog trying to talk like a man, duh. kekeke Nilay: kukukuku ... Nilay: kk juice? Nilay: truce** Tommy: fien. had more tho Nilay: lol really? Tommy: had a good thyme... Tommy: the skillet takes to make a good pun is beyond compare ... Nilay: kk we should pick an arbitrary subject and have punoffs Tommy: aight lol. on days ending in y ... Tommy: khoa gonna have some serious compuntition soon Nilay: haha you got that khompletely khorrect

#3220

4654

April 11, 2011, 10:10 p.m.

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//On the way to putt-putt during Wallops Billings: Mr. Rose, you look homeless!

#1796

3135

April 17, 2010, 5:17 p.m.

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Ostrander: "Everybody look down. Are you wearing your pants?" //Trying to figure out who was leaving a pair of pants by the intertidal zone at Wallops

#4003

3135

Feb. 28, 2012, 6:23 p.m.

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//Freshmen chem are discussing races in the Magnet. Pham: Asians, raise your hands. //All Asians and a few non-Asians raise their hands. Pham: No, seriously. Eric Neyman: I am serious; I am from Israel. Mike Winston: No, you're not! Eric: Fine, my ancestors were from Israel. Mike: Your ancestors were from Africa! Eric: Okay, fine. I'm black.

#4288

3135

Nov. 1, 2012, 11:48 p.m.

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Student: Wow, Ms. Duval, you should be a rapper. Duval: (nodding slowly)...Dupac.

#5272

3135

Nov. 19, 2014, 7:12 p.m.

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Stein: The purpose of the homework is NOT to fill up your time with useless writing. That's what English is for. *pauses* ...Don't put that on Blairbash. Don't do it.

#7938

3135

Feb. 13, 2019, 7:05 p.m.

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//9th Clay, doing quiet work //Booyya stubs his finger on a desk Booyya: Ah, fuck! *Clay looks up and stares at Booyya for a few seconds* Booyya: Hi there.

#8351

3135

Oct. 17, 2019, 7:45 a.m.

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Lodal: This is a magnet class, how do you not know your Pokemon types?!

#8549

3135

March 5, 2020, 8:31 a.m.

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//photoelectric effect discussion Schafer: I was gonna have a good day, but then... I woke up