#11069

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Oct. 28, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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//cybersec in progress, pavan walks in during lecture on LFI pavan: nope, too sweaty //walks out

#11201

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Nov. 18, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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//Street walks into FoT Will: I thought you retired. Street: I did. Don't I look tired? I mean, retired?

#11215

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Nov. 22, 2022, 9:49 a.m.

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// Talking about Zeno's paradox Rose: So basically Zeno believed that Achilles, the famous Greek athlete, could never finish a race because first he'd have to cross the halfway point, then the 3/4 point, then the 7/8 point, and so on. Does anyone see a problem with this? Vera: If you're bad at running just say that

#11283

1919

Dec. 7, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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"I wish they would just let me hit a kid once. You know, just once at the beginning of the semester, and then everybody would listen." - Mr. Ostrander

#11408

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Jan. 11, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Smolen(to Ricky): For someone so smart, I've never met someone so unaware of what's going on. // Later Smolen: Ricky, I'm concerned when you learn how to drive because I'll have to share the road with you.

#11518

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.

#11543

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Feb. 9, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Smolen: The brass players get valve oil all over the cello chairs, and the stains smell. Kaden: One time I saw a white stain on the chairs.

#11561

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Feb. 13, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Schafer: So there's this guy Archimedes, who's sitting in a bathtub and he's about to be in big trouble with the king. Schafer: He sees the water level rising and he says "eureka" and then runs through the streets naked. Schafer: Good times.

#11644

1919

March 7, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Smolen: College is hard to get into. Smolen: Silly bastards stealing our money!

#11704

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March 21, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Schafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.