#10409

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April 4, 2022, 2:51 p.m.

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Rao: Recently vampires have been a subject of um...romance.

#10468

1919

April 22, 2022, 12:07 p.m.

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Lodal: Why is my daughter taking pictures of her teeth and saving it on my phone?

#10476

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April 25, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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*Albert is discussing Japanese romance* Jason: "What's a tsundere?" Albert: "It's a girl who is hard to get." Jason: "Isn't that, like, every girl?"

#10490

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April 26, 2022, 10:26 a.m.

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// Drawn out proof that 2*3=6 Rose: I literally can't imagine anything more fun than this

#10570

1919

May 12, 2022, 5:05 p.m.

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Kaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.

#10596

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May 23, 2022, 7:53 a.m.

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// CalcRNE Street: So good to see you Mr. Schwartz. Street: Who are the other termites in my room?

#10670

1919

June 8, 2022, 3:20 p.m.

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Rao: I love female sociopaths.

#10800

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Sept. 12, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: I don't want to give a test on talk like a pirate day! Schwartz: I want to talk like a pirate on talk like a pirate day!

#10885

1919

Sept. 28, 2022, 7:32 a.m.

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Kirk: There is only one thing that truly grows exponentially. Uriel: Your mother.

#10970

1919

Oct. 13, 2022, 10:22 a.m.

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Stein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancée his former girlfriend.