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Dec. 8, 2009, 9:03 a.m.

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Pham: Speak Indian! Rajan: That's not a language! Pham: Fine, whatever. Speak Hindu! Rajan: That's a religion... Pham: AHHH Hindi Hindi Hindi

#1495

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Feb. 14, 2010, 10:26 p.m.

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Mario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!

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April 26, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Templin: Pham called me last night...I didn't understand what he was saying...I couldn't tell the words that were coming out of his mouth...he said something about cover for me...he isn't here today so...

#1937

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May 19, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Rose: This is my second cousin.... she's a professional slut.

#2489

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Nov. 7, 2010, 12:13 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B Pd 1 Student 1 (To Stein): No... that's wrong, two negatives make a positive. Student 2: And two wrongs make a right! Student 3: And two rights make an airplane!

#3053

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March 9, 2011, 4:30 p.m.

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//Jason drops a mobius strip into the trash. JHyun: Made it! Thomas: Now try it from over there! Jhyun: Is that even possible? Thomas: Here, I'll show you something. Point mass simplification. //crumples up paper

#3149

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March 25, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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Theresa: I'm not going to have sex until I'm thirty! Teacher: Poor Gibi...

#4256

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Oct. 16, 2012, 9:29 p.m.

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//In Ravilious, discussing Xenophon, the Greek historian. Katelin: What does Xenophon mean? Avikar: Well Xeno means foreign, and phone is like sound, so if we combine them we see that his name was foreign sounding.

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Jan. 21, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

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//Chem class freshman year, block A Pham: You know how mole get its name? Class: ...? Pham: WHAT?! YOU GUY DON'T KNOW THIS?! I tell you -- what happen when you pour powder? Student: It makes a pile? Pham: YEAH! And what dat pile look like? Yeah! MOLE HILL. So you shorten dat. YOU GET MOLE. //Some time later Pham: Why it call anion? Class: ...? (again?!) Pham: It's a NEGATIVE ion! Come on guy! //Still later Pham: So what is cation? Class: ............. Pham: The t! It not t! It plus sign! POSITIVE! This how you guy remember thing, okay?

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Feb. 7, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//6th Period Analysis 1A, talking about limits Rose: So if I'm on a stage claiming the limit for this parabola, and someone in the crowd challenges me with an epsilon of 100, what do I say? Mindy: Fuck you.