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#6571

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Sept. 11, 2017, 12:20 p.m.

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//Pchem Pham: Last year the freshmen not scared of me. I don't know where I went wrong!

#6692

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Oct. 1, 2017, 3:20 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr.Hammond and Mr.Stein both ignore everything that I said at this point. //Schafer had just talked about not sharing and comparing the physics test Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr. Hammond lost 4 points, and Mr.Stein lost 5. If they compare their work and did the exact same thing...well, that's just unfair. I'll look at them both, and take the extra point off of Mr. Hammond's. //Hammond storms to Schafer's desk, throws his keys on the floor, and stomps away

#6930

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Nov. 14, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//talking about how energy = pain Schafer: Do you play a musical instrument? Student: Yeah. Schafer: With your right hand or left hand? Student: Uh, right hand. Schafer (smiles): Great! Put your right hand there. Next to the bowling ball. //student complies very very nervously

several loud crashing sounds were heard in the next few minutes

schafer, sadism

#7070

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Dec. 20, 2017, 2:40 p.m.

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/Max burns himself with a hot glue gun Max: Jesus F-king Christ1 Mr. Street: Not even god can save you now.

#7207

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Feb. 8, 2018, 11:37 p.m.

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//Student pronounces "h" during Spanish class Cuadrado: We don't pronounce the "h" en Español. ¿Comó se dice "hello" en Español? Students: 'Ello

#7216

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Feb. 12, 2018, 9:52 a.m.

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//Street walks in to AChem Pham: By the way, you know Miter Street is Asian, right? Students: ?? Pham: He married to Asian wife, and he have two kids who are half Asian half white. So it's 1/2 + 1/2, that's 1 total, so he Asian! Street: It's more like 1 + 3, or maybe 2+4. Brian plays the viola, he got into an Ivy league college, and he's married to an Asian girl. He's Asian. But my other son, he plays the saxophone and he plays... Lacrosse... and he's married to a white girl. He's white!

#7458

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April 30, 2018, 10:35 p.m.

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// Discussing Huck Finn Klein: Mark Twain basically married a much wealthier woman just to take advantage of her money. But I don't want to get too autobiographical here. Class: Autobiographical?

Klein claims that he meant "biographical".

klein

#7522

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June 7, 2018, 5:43 p.m.

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//writing a proof //Rose writes "So a sequence of states of M are visited as M processes s" Class: Shouldn't that be "is"? //Rose replaces "are" with "is" Rose: That doesn't look right. //Rose replaces "is" with "are" Class: The subject is the sequence of states of M, so the verb should be singular. //Rose replaces "are" with "be" Rose: Yeah, just leave it unconjugated.

learning grammar while proving things about regular grammars. Rose was later convinced that "is" is correct grammar.

rose, discrete

#7523

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June 7, 2018, 5:47 p.m.

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//Stav says something insightful Rose: Yeah, Stav is right. But you can't just bring your Stav around when you're doing math.

#7751

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Nov. 21, 2018, 11:35 a.m.

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Allison: The trick is to not think and that way you won’t care if you win or lose Ryan: Shut up MCPS!