#8916

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Jan. 21, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!

#9194

4444

Oct. 6, 2021, 2:54 p.m.

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Student: *answers Rose's question* Rose: *beatboxes for a solid 10-15 seconds* Rose: yeah that's fine actually

#7738

7579

Nov. 16, 2018, 1:31 p.m.

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//Going over an exercise in ADSA with Gonzalez Gonzalez: Okay so, who thinks the output will be changed? *one person half raises their hand* Gonzalez: who think it won't be changed? *three people half raise their hands* Gonzalez: *unimpressed* wowww, this sure is America, just look at that voter turnout

#1739

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March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

#977

9399

Nov. 25, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.

#3750

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Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#6011

9298

Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.

#8140

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May 1, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Rose: Does anyone else hear that high-pitched noise? //Silence Rose: Alright.... noises in my head

#7877

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Jan. 22, 2019, 2:54 p.m.

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//going over a quiz Rose: This is like a weird AA meeting. Rose: “Hello, my name is _____, I skipped steps, and I made algebra mistakes.”

#8139

7478

May 1, 2019, 3:01 p.m.

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//Discrete Math Pd. 8 //Talking about graphs Rose: So basically you have simple graphs where friendships go both ways, but sometimes your graph aren't simple and you can have two edges between these two vertices because two people can have a regular friendship and a PG-13 After Hours friendship. //Later, talking about how an edge can connect a vertex to itself Rose: You can also have multiple friendships with yourself //Class laughs Rose: We're earning our health credit right here