#8302

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Sept. 20, 2019, 2:42 p.m.

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Ostrander: Don't trust people who look like they're fit, they don't know what the good fast food places are.

#8916

4444

Jan. 21, 2021, 10:30 a.m.

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//adv ess Lodal: my daughter's been taking this three hour math test in 3rd grade. 3rd grade! And this is the second day in a row! It's like Rose, but in 3rd grade!

#9194

4444

Oct. 6, 2021, 2:54 p.m.

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Student: *answers Rose's question* Rose: *beatboxes for a solid 10-15 seconds* Rose: yeah that's fine actually

#7738

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Nov. 16, 2018, 1:31 p.m.

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//Going over an exercise in ADSA with Gonzalez Gonzalez: Okay so, who thinks the output will be changed? *one person half raises their hand* Gonzalez: who think it won't be changed? *three people half raise their hands* Gonzalez: *unimpressed* wowww, this sure is America, just look at that voter turnout

#1739

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March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.

#977

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.

#3750

9298

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#6011

9298

Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.

#8140

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May 1, 2019, 3:02 p.m.

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Rose: Does anyone else hear that high-pitched noise? //Silence Rose: Alright.... noises in my head

#7877

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Jan. 22, 2019, 2:54 p.m.

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//going over a quiz Rose: This is like a weird AA meeting. Rose: “Hello, my name is _____, I skipped steps, and I made algebra mistakes.”