#8475

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Jan. 29, 2020, 1:51 p.m.

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//getting texbooks on first day of cell phys Elia: *gets textbook that says the first person got it in January 2002* Elia: Wow, this book is older than I am Elia: ... And in better condition too

#8525

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Feb. 25, 2020, 7:52 a.m.

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*Stein is moving desks back from where Rose has moved them* Stein: We call this de-Rosification

#8587

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April 27, 2020, 7:51 a.m.

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Stein: You’ve gotta make a decision. The only thing in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadillo.

#5744

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Jan. 22, 2016, 3:52 p.m.

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Steven: Ugh 9th grade girls are so annoying. //He leans over to get something from his backpack. Carl: Hey, you aren't that bad. //Steven starts to agree then bolts upright

#8406

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Nov. 27, 2019, 6:33 p.m.

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//AP World 9th Period Seat: I'm happy to tell you guys that these unit test multiple choice scores were much better than the last ones. Seat: The class average was an 85% *Thunderous applause from class*

#732

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Oct. 21, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//Shirley purchases pizza from Wylie, who is fundraising for Silver Quill Pham: Why you always eat pizza, drinking soda in the lab during my class?! Do your work! Shirley: Oh, sorry. *taps card, opens door, enters sysop room* //sysops, all of whom are eating pizza and some of whom are drinking soda, wave at Mr. Pham Pham: You guys-- //door swings shut Pham: *looks exasperated and walks away*

#1128

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Dec. 10, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: As you can see, this is my well-word copy of Cuckoo's Nest from my graduate school days, all marked up, notes that girls wrote me on the inside... Student: "Stop calling me!" "Who are you?!"

#1346

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Jan. 17, 2010, 6:20 p.m.

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Simel: So class, I learned something today. Students: What? Simel: I learned that pot sticks to you when it's cold. Don't smoke in the cold! I can tell, because we have a little CAP stoner in this room. I could have gotten high just walking in here.

#1682

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March 17, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.

#1811

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April 21, 2010, 2:21 p.m.

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//analysis 1a pd6 //Sylvia is whining about how she's too weak to rearrange desks because she's a girl Rose: Sylvia, all your whining just set back feminism 3 minutes.