#1821

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April 23, 2010, 8:25 a.m.

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//when Shirley was Mr. Ostrander for a day Stein: I think I'm gonna create a crisis for Shirley to deal with...

#1841

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April 28, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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(Functions is having a class, a student comes in while fxn students watch) Student: Hi, Mr. Rose, um...I spent a lot of time and got all of the hw done, but.. Rose: You left it at home? Student: Yeah. Can I please turn it in tomorrow? Rose: Yeah, but... man, I'm starving! *points to backpack* What've you got in there, a granola bar or something? Student: umm.... *takes out crackers* Rose: No. Student: *takes out banana* Rose: Hm, well you can open the banana? I mean, I don't want to take all of it... Student: um... *splits banana with Mr.Rose, then leaves* Functions Class: o_O

#1907

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May 10, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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//Freshman are collecting and testing water samples at Lake Needwood Student 1: You fill it up. Student 2: Eww, no. You. Student 1: I'll get gloves. Student 2: Okay. Pham: Is that my student using glove? Why my student use glove? Student 2: The water's so dirty... Pham: When in my class do you use glove?! You guy all wimps. //later... Student 1: (gets gloves) Pham: What I tell you?! You not need glove! You ever get hurt in class not using glove? Student 1: Yeah, when we were using acetic acid I had a papercut and it hurt. Pham: ...WIMPS! *walks away*

#1910

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May 11, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Pham: The moment you chill, you die.

#1912

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May 13, 2010, 10:27 a.m.

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//Ms. Duval is having extreme difficulties playing a software design game Ms. Duval: AWW FRICK ON A STICK!

#1979

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June 4, 2010, 12:29 p.m.

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Contreras: You need to put it in a separate method, dawg. Collins: Yeah, you need to put it in a separate method. Contreras: You forgot "dawg", Ms. Collins

#1999

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June 11, 2010, 10:33 a.m.

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Donaldson (during Astro): So, why does the Webb telescope only scan in the infrared range? Alex C-G: So we can observe *hot women* on other planets! Donaldson: You have sunken to a new low, Alex.

#2006

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June 15, 2010, 3:39 a.m.

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Rose: Contreras, do your freaking AP problem already! Contreras: ugh, I dont feel like it, I have a stomach ache and I cant concentrate and I'm really hungry... Rose: Well, suck it. Contreras: ?! Rose: That's my abbreviation of "suck it up"

#2010

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June 22, 2010, 11:09 a.m.

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Rose: Let's get a couple of things out of the way: there's no Santa Claus; there's no tooth fairy. Does everyone still have their emotions under control?

#2021

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Aug. 15, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Neel: My cousin's apparently a rap artist with a following Moose: I'm a rap artist. Don't be a fool Stay in school Don't be a jerk Do ya homework