#2786

1616

Jan. 14, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Student: Damn! You just ruined my mood. Whitacre: By ruining your mood, I improved mine. Moods cannot be created or destroyed.

#2849

1616

Jan. 31, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Pham: Project start February 29! Class: But there is no February 29th. Pham: We make it up February 29. Class: But there is no February 29th! Pham: Boy, you guys really smart, huh. (pause) You know that sarcastic, right?

#2881

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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Pham: Is water safe? Class: Uh...yes. Pham: What? No! Class: ... Pham: Why water not safe? Michelle: I don't know... Pham: Easy! I take you to the middle of the ocean and drop you in!

#2884

1616

Feb. 7, 2011, 9:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer mentioned that he needs to get a haircut soon Theresa: Oh, Mr. Schafer, can I cut your hair? Schafer: Well you probably can, but you don't have my permission. Theresa: I cut my own hair! Schafer: I know. It shows.

#2899

1616

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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Richard: My schedule form is messy. Counselor: Would you like another one? Richard: YEA BOII--I mean, yes ma'am.

#2988

1616

Feb. 24, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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//people are taking the comp sci quiz, and a student is turning in the quiz Piper: Did you do the back? //everyone flips the paper over immediately Piper: (laughs)

#3136

1616

March 23, 2011, 7:15 p.m.

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Student: Can I take a test in here? Schafer: In the back. //later Schafer: So what question are you on? Student: Um, 17? Schafer: I believe the answer is true. Student: The integral of-- Schafer: DEFINITELY TRUE.

#3159

1616

March 28, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Kaluta: If someone of the appropriate sex at Wallops wants to join your room, you should let them join you. Evan: By 'appropriate' do you mean 'opposite'?

#3167

1616

March 29, 2011, 11:43 a.m.

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Neel: So if vegetarians eat vegetables, libertarians eat liberty? Thomas McHale: And humanitarians eat humans!

#3440

1616

June 2, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Jake R: Friday night I am going to a...I was going to say party, but only popular people have parties. What I'm going to is more like a gathering of nerds.