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#7424

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April 18, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

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Pham: Who the orchestra teacher? Class: Ms. Roberts? Pham: No, start with a D. Student: Mr. Oldham? Pham: Yeah, that right.

#7755

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Nov. 26, 2018, 10:04 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Orgo Hart: Who here knows the pKa of an alkyne? Bryan Li (not even looking up from his phone): 25 Hart: Woah! How did you know that? (sees that Bryan is on his phone) did you just search that up... Bryan (enthusiastically showing Hart his phone screen): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PLAYING PHONE GAMES!!!

Never has a teacher's face fallen so fast...

orgo, hart, bli

#7894

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Jan. 29, 2019, 9:59 a.m.

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// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester * Two girls talking loudly in the back* Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester

#8306

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Sept. 23, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Mogge: Like any date, first the food, then population growth.

#8309

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Sept. 23, 2019, 2:14 p.m.

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Stein: *Gestures to what he just wrote on the board* Stein: Is that right? Math has never been my strong suit... Stein: Odd career choice, I know, but you gotta make a living somehow

#8867

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Jan. 5, 2021, 2:16 p.m.

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// Street holds up a chemistry textbook Street: This is a textbook called general chemistry. Street: Not to be confused with Lieutenant chemistry or Sergeant chemistry.

#9195

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Oct. 6, 2021, 3:09 p.m.

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Rose: Are you guys feeling good? Class: *silence* Rose: I'm feeling good! I don't need your feedback. Rose: *jumps*

#9519

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Dec. 6, 2021, 1:15 p.m.

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//in bio making stop motion videos anagha: look i made people (holding up clay) delaney: i’ve made people too… //karen looks at anagha anagha: oh… delaney: oh… //delaney leaves

#9596

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Dec. 10, 2021, 3:34 p.m.

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Student: Me aburre la clase de matemáticas. Cuadrado: Te aburre la clase de Sr. Rose? Mi amigo Sr. Rose?

They are the best of friends. //mod note: cf 9573?

cuadrado, rose

#3457

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June 10, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//At graduation rehearsal Administrator: Some counselors and I will be at the bottom of the stairs. We will look between your legs to see if you have any balls or posters or anything else you're hiding.