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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#3429

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June 1, 2011, 10:41 a.m.

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Sarah: I promise! He was teaching me logs! Jeremy: That's where it all starts, first is logs, then you move to logarithmic graphing, then polar graphing, then it escalates, next thing you know you're pregnant!

#7769

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*

#8139

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May 1, 2019, 3:01 p.m.

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//Discrete Math Pd. 8 //Talking about graphs Rose: So basically you have simple graphs where friendships go both ways, but sometimes your graph aren't simple and you can have two edges between these two vertices because two people can have a regular friendship and a PG-13 After Hours friendship. //Later, talking about how an edge can connect a vertex to itself Rose: You can also have multiple friendships with yourself //Class laughs Rose: We're earning our health credit right here

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#8078

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April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

#6834

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Oct. 24, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

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//Talking about tension Schafer: Because I want an absurd answer, I'm going to ask the most absurd person in the class. Carlos: Arthur Schafer: Yep. Schafer: Arthur! Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Scafer: Is the box accelerating down? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Thank you, Arthur.

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April 18, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

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Pham: Who the orchestra teacher? Class: Ms. Roberts? Pham: No, start with a D. Student: Mr. Oldham? Pham: Yeah, that right.

#7755

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Nov. 26, 2018, 10:04 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Orgo Hart: Who here knows the pKa of an alkyne? Bryan Li (not even looking up from his phone): 25 Hart: Woah! How did you know that? (sees that Bryan is on his phone) did you just search that up... Bryan (enthusiastically showing Hart his phone screen): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PLAYING PHONE GAMES!!!

#7894

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Jan. 29, 2019, 9:59 a.m.

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// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester * Two girls talking loudly in the back* Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester