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#4794

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March 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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// In Quantum, discussing blackbody radiation Raanan: So a peak in the blue range is for colder objects? Schafer: No, blue means hot! Blue is always hot! Blue is hot, hot, hot! // Class stares at Blue Blue: Uhhhh. Schafer: That's gonna be awkward.

#10946

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Oct. 7, 2022, 10:17 p.m.

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//After drill press test Evan: *Sneezes* Street: Stop talking Evan: *Sneezes again* Street: SHUT UP

#912

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#3429

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June 1, 2011, 10:41 a.m.

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Sarah: I promise! He was teaching me logs! Jeremy: That's where it all starts, first is logs, then you move to logarithmic graphing, then polar graphing, then it escalates, next thing you know you're pregnant!

#7769

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#8078

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April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

To be fair...

rose

#6834

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Oct. 24, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

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//Talking about tension Schafer: Because I want an absurd answer, I'm going to ask the most absurd person in the class. Carlos: Arthur Schafer: Yep. Schafer: Arthur! Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Scafer: Is the box accelerating down? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Thank you, Arthur.

#7424

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April 18, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

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Pham: Who the orchestra teacher? Class: Ms. Roberts? Pham: No, start with a D. Student: Mr. Oldham? Pham: Yeah, that right.

#7755

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Nov. 26, 2018, 10:04 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Orgo Hart: Who here knows the pKa of an alkyne? Bryan Li (not even looking up from his phone): 25 Hart: Woah! How did you know that? (sees that Bryan is on his phone) did you just search that up... Bryan (enthusiastically showing Hart his phone screen): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PLAYING PHONE GAMES!!!

Never has a teacher's face fallen so fast...

orgo, hart, bli