#9831

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Jan. 26, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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*wandering through the halls skipping class, stop for a minute standing outside a class* *Lodal walks up* Lodal: Are you in that class? "Nope" Lodal: Just walking around skipping class? "Yup" Lodal: That's ok, I don't want to be here either

#7605

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Sept. 20, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

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Street: Your parents spend all this money buying a house in Potomac, yet you still end up going to a school in Silver Spring

#4794

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March 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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// In Quantum, discussing blackbody radiation Raanan: So a peak in the blue range is for colder objects? Schafer: No, blue means hot! Blue is always hot! Blue is hot, hot, hot! // Class stares at Blue Blue: Uhhhh. Schafer: That's gonna be awkward.

#10946

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Oct. 7, 2022, 10:17 p.m.

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//After drill press test Evan: *Sneezes* Street: Stop talking Evan: *Sneezes again* Street: SHUT UP

#912

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Rose: Did you know that, for like, 85% of the people in this country, their favorite letter is the first letter of their name? Billings: Really? Rose: Yes. Erin, what's your favorite letter? Erin: E. Rose: Jack? Jack: J. Rose: Mr. Stein? Stein: Pi.

#3429

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June 1, 2011, 10:41 a.m.

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Sarah: I promise! He was teaching me logs! Jeremy: That's where it all starts, first is logs, then you move to logarithmic graphing, then polar graphing, then it escalates, next thing you know you're pregnant!

#7769

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:11 p.m.

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//pd 2 Sloe *Sloe is holding several test tubes* *she drops one and it breaks* Sloe: Shit. Sloe: You've got to be careful- *drops another test tube*

#8078

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April 3, 2019, 7:32 p.m.

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//After a contingent of seniors has attempted unsuccessfully to get into Rose's room for lunch. Rose: Man, these nerdy magnet students are so afraid of Blair they have to go and find a corner to hide in.

#6834

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Oct. 24, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

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//Talking about tension Schafer: Because I want an absurd answer, I'm going to ask the most absurd person in the class. Carlos: Arthur Schafer: Yep. Schafer: Arthur! Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Scafer: Is the box accelerating down? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Thank you, Arthur.

#6855

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Oct. 26, 2017, 6:05 a.m.

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//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.