#8065

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April 1, 2019, 12:21 p.m.

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//Math phys study hall. In the past, Schafer has kicked out anyone who's not in math phys. //Steven runs out momentarily before running back in Steven: Schafer's coming! Quick people hide! //Rcho and leela hide in the computer lab. Schafer leaves after a few minutes Ian (right as schafer leaves the room): Alright Ryan he's gone! You can come out now!

#4348

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Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#3484

5153

Aug. 31, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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//Talking about a practice marching band parade Ms. Roberts: You guys are all bunching up. You look like the accordion band. You don't want to look like that. Accordions are nerdy. Adam (Junior Drum Major): Um...excuse me, Ms. Roberts. I play accordion. Roberts: Oh... I'm sorry. Adam: Thank you. Roberts: No. I'm sorry you play accordion.

#3124

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March 22, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ms. Medley (Duval's sub): Chromosomal mutations occur in all living orgasms. Class: ... Class: Organisms! Ms. Medley: What? Orgasm. That's what I said. Orgasm.

#7828

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Jan. 3, 2019, 12:45 p.m.

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// January 2, Math Team meeting: Reynald and Kaz are giving a lecture about their SRP on hats Efe: *Eating a box of french fries* *Schwartz walks over* Schwartz: (points to a sculpture) WHAT’S THAT? Efe: *Turns to look* *Schwartz steals a handful of fries and stuffs them in his mouth*

#8465

4141

Jan. 17, 2020, 10:56 p.m.

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//talking about how the reciprocal of a cardioid becomes a parabola Rose: and then the whole butt just EXPLOOOODES

#8477

4141

Jan. 30, 2020, 4:47 p.m.

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//NSL with Cirincione //Sam just shared his answer for the warmup Sam: Toby, do you have anything to add? Toby: Yes, I would like to add your answer to mine, thank you.

#9154

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May 28, 2021, 10:48 a.m.

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Chad Yu: Mr. Stein, why are you scared of heights? Stein: Well, I was in a plane crash, so there actually is a reason - I think they're related. Chad: Did you survive? *Stein just stares at him* Stein: No, I actually died, and then I came back.

#2936

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Feb. 16, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Pham: You don't have friend? You go up to girl ask them to be your friend.  Like you know how they do in kindergarten? Or, you get cookie from home, stick in girl's mouth, you have friend.

#3983

5052

Feb. 20, 2012, 9:20 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, do you know Doyung? Pham: That girl? Yes. She in my 9th period class. Student: Doyung is a guy... Pham: No. She's in my class! I'm sure Doyung is a girl! Student: Do you mean Soyoung? //Awkward silence Pham: They all the same to me.