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#6637

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Sept. 22, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

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//Rose is subbing for Schwartz. He's explaining how to graph functions. Rose: Evan has some *important business* to take care of at midnight. //class laughs Rose: So Vivian sneaks into his room at night while he's sleeping.

#7657

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:05 a.m.

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Sloe: In genetics, you get to keep your babies. Or, if you want, you can donate them to me and I’ll try to keep them alive in a fish tank.

#7836

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Jan. 4, 2019, 4:13 p.m.

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//After Rose reads from Logicomix for 20 minutes //Rose walks across the room, looking at clock Rose: How much time did we waste? Dana: Zero! Rose: Good answer.

#8297

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Sept. 19, 2019, 1:24 p.m.

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//7th period Logic Rose: Let’s start with a beautiful quote from the big boy himself: Aristotle

#8324

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Oct. 3, 2019, 8:06 a.m.

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Student: When I was born my cat had to go on antidepressants.

#8661

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Oct. 16, 2020, 1:47 p.m.

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Rose: Your ideal pool party might involve running, glass bottles, knives, and dogs.

#8835

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Dec. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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//On a powerpoint about chess Rose: Someone should teach a class on game theory at Blair. Rose: Who should do it? Me, but I don't know anything about the topic.

#9022

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Feb. 23, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.

#9083

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April 8, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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Piper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven

#9505

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Dec. 3, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is introducing energy. Schafer: Now, I know that this might be a strange analogy, but we can think of the amount of energy in a system as the amount of pain it can cause. *Takes out bowling ball and approaches Michael*

He went on to do a demonstration, which may or may not have involved holding the bowling ball right over Michael's hands. //mod note: you weren't the first year this happened to and you won't be the last, if that's any comfort

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