#9527

1921

Dec. 6, 2021, 9:53 p.m.

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//Pd 9 Cuadrado (Spanish 5) Sra. Cuadrado: What is the Spanish word for someone who likes to stay at home? Solomon: Um... Isabel Allende? *The whole room breaks down into laughter*

#9666

1921

Dec. 20, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

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// pd 9 Rao Diego: Does it count as waterboarding if it's diesel?

#9691

1921

Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.

#9865

1921

Jan. 31, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...

#10642

1921

May 31, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So here we have a tank of some liquid. Class: Hydrochloric acid! Schwartz: What? Oh, this is a different kind of tank problem. We're trying to drain the tank here. Hadar: But what about the magical Stevens and Isaiahs? Schwartz: Oh. They'll be drained out too.

#11736

1921

April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

#12579

1921

Nov. 27, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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lodal: thats so w rizz

#13373

1921

May 15, 2024, 1:07 p.m.

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Sahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.

#13643

1921

Oct. 3, 2025, 12:43 p.m.

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Someone: "I'm doing very important work. I'm finding the latency of a touchscreen on a smartphone" Schafer: "Well you'll be finding the latency of a pouch on your phone soon"

#2632

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Dec. 2, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Henok, so proud of his wandless magic, inspires Viju to do the same... Viju: Seducio! *points at Sam Z.* Sam: Retardation! *points back* WAIT! Nothing happened! Viju: X.x