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#4173

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Aug. 29, 2012, 7:20 p.m.

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// Stein is explaining Calc Chat to the Mag Analysis 1A class, and decides to try the live calculus chat for the first time. The chat went as follows: Calc Assistant Marie: Welcome to Calc Chat Live Help, Please provide the following: Textbook name, Edition, Chapter, Section, and Exercise you are working on. Please be patient, you will be served in the order that you requested service. Stein: Calculus 4th edition Calc Assistant Marie: What chapter, section, and exercise number? Stein: Chap 5 section 1 problem 78 Calc Assistant Marie: Sorry, we're only allowed to help with odd numbered exercises. Is there a similar odd problem I can help you with? Stein: But my teacher assigns the even problems. Can I pay you for those answers? Calc Assistant Marie: That's why we're not allowed to help with even numbered problems, we don't want to help students cheat on graded assignments. Stein: It's not cheating if I pay you. Calc Assistant Marie: Still cheating. Have a good rest of your day. // Calc Assistant Marie then promptly disconnected...

#5842

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March 7, 2016, 4:37 p.m.

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//New seats; Pham asks Grace a nomenclature question, but she is laughing Pham: Why you so happy? Is it because you are sitting next to Steven?

#8

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May 21, 2009, 8:10 p.m.

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//in linear algebra class Mr. Pham: If you didn't turn in your assignments, I can only say one thing to you: go home and cry. Don't cry here, it will make me look bad.

#7299

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March 6, 2018, 3:02 p.m.

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//Kevin was explaining a way to do combinatorics problem to Mr. Rose Rose: Okay so is it (explanation) gonna take 1 minute or 7 minutes Kevin: Uhhhh Rose: Is it gonna take 1 minute or more? Kevin: It's gonna take more for you to understand

#2391

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Oct. 21, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Loomis: It's 0/2, not 0/1. Stein. Oh, okay. Same difference. McHale: Same quotient.

#4505

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April 11, 2013, 9:19 p.m.

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//Teacher is guarding door at lunch to make sure people have to go around to the SAC. //Neil sneaks over to open door and Teacher sees him as he is sneaking away. Teacher: Hey! I'm going to refer you to your administrator! What's your name? Neil: Jay Gatsby. Teacher:I'm gonna look you up! //Teacher storms off

#7975

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Feb. 28, 2019, 10:39 p.m.

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//Rate My Teachers Review Cuadrado First Review: If you can't take the fuego, hasta luego!

#6855

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Oct. 26, 2017, 6:05 a.m.

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//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.

#8513

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Feb. 21, 2020, 9:30 a.m.

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Rose: Alright... 4 minutes left! Someone: That sounds like a you problem.

still can't believe this actually happened

rose

#8589

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May 11, 2020, 10:28 p.m.

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//discussing a recent blair confessions post Alex Dong: Dr. Smith died from corona? Clark Zhang: Who is smith? Wait, JUDY?? Ishaan Shrestha: She survived the black plague, no way the coronavirus got her